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New Tricks by farmhandler
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
27 May 2025
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Peter couldn’t be more stunned when Deadpool abruptly slips to the ground cross-legged, tosses the collar at Peter, and casually says, “Put it on me, Spider-Man.”
He doesn’t say Webs, or Webster or any other nickname he’s come up with. Not even baby boy. It’s Spider-Man.
Deadpool wants Spider-Man to put the collar on him.
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Or: An accidental meeting turns into what Deadpool himself describes as "stalking-lite". What is Spider-Man supposed to do when Deadpool won't stop following him around like a lovesick puppy?
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- Part 1 of New Tricks
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10 Oct 2026
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Wade is—to no one’s surprise—a very prideful individual, and Peter is nothing if not up to the challenge. So, as one could imagine, having two people who don’t know when to quit leads them into very outlandish predicaments, whether it be a pumpkin-carving competition, a board game that goes on for fifteen rounds, or even a bet that lasts for over a week.
“Hm?”
Wade’s large frame cages Peter from behind. His arms are on either side of the slimmer man, and the gravel in his voice flows into Peter’s ear. Peter feels himself on the verge of relaxing into the warmth radiating from Wade and responding before he reminds himself.
I can’t. I can’t. I can’t.
Peter focuses on the coolness of the counter beneath his fingertips as Wade leans closer, leaving just enough space, asking for Peter to be the first to make contact.
“I miss hearing you.”
Or: Wade bet that Peter couldn't shut up. Peter bet that Wade couldn't keep his hands to himself. A thousand dollars and two stubborn men's pride on the line.
Bookmarked by sonderneedsanewname
09 Oct 2026
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Because the Reporter said so! by ProxyWantsToSleep
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
28 Apr 2026
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Peter had gotten used to read absolutely horrendous claims about himself or other masked fellows in various newspapers. The more ridiculous a story, the more revenue it generated for its publishers. So when he came across an article claiming that Spider-Man and Deadpool were dating, he didn't think much of it. Unfortunately for him, Wade seemed to take delight in feeding the publics wishful thinking.
Bookmarked by sonderneedsanewname
08 Oct 2026
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he's not all bad by boredshyandbi
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Nov 2022
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Peter’s stomach sank, a desperation seizing his lungs and crushing them. “He’s a good guy, I swear. Today, I saw him give a homeless man all the cash in his wallet.”
“Yeah, yeah, and then he saved a drowning fish, and went back in time to kill baby Hitler, and carried Madame Zeroni up the mountain, and everyone clapped,” Wade finished, unimpressed. “Happy?”
Or, Wade seems to really hate this Peter Parker guy and Spidey is determined to change his mind.
Bookmarked by sonderneedsanewname
08 Oct 2026
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Wade The Cat by Giddywords
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Mar 2019
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“Aw don’t be afraid little buddy, it’s okay, he’s gone”
Wade almost cringes at how someone is talking to him, what the hell?! He’s not a defenseless animal. Wait. No, yeah, he is.
Wade looks a little alarmed, stepping back as the man crouches next to him, smiling sympathetically “It’s okay, I won’t hurt you. You okay?”
Wade holds his breath, gives an once over at the guy, beautiful chestnut eyes, the adorable smile, the red face probably resulting from the cold and the brown humid hair stuck to his forehead as he holds his umbrella for both of them and yep, ladies and gentlemen if he wasn’t before, Wade is right now a defenseless animal because “Meow” Wade says wiggling what should be eyebrows “Honey, I’d let you take care of me all night long” Wade purrs.
Bookmarked by sonderneedsanewname
06 Oct 2026