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  1. Public Bookmark 45

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    It was just like Rimmer to stride into their room and make an outlandish, nigh comedic, demand of Lister without a shred of warning. However, they generally had something to do with revision timetables or deep cleaning their shared toilet. This one, though—this took the cake. It took the cake, ran high up into the mountains where no one could possibly catch it, and asked the cake to have sex with it. Apparently.

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    A PWP that developed a *teensy* bit of plot, and somehow ballooned into my largest Red Dwarf fic to date. Oops!

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    29 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    Chilchuck admits he knows the art of safely restraining one's coworkers. Laios wants to learn more. It requires hands-on training.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    a sex pollen fuck buddy fic.

    For the record: the whole thing is Peter’s fault.

    They’re sitting on a rooftop, nearing the end of patrol, when Peter decides to jab Fate right in the eye and flip her the bird for good measure.

    "—and I was sure it was about to be a sex pollen disaster, but thankfully," Wade says, knocking on his temple for good luck, "just some classic, springtime eau d'jizz from those pear tree things."

    “There is no such thing as sex pollen,” Peter snorts derisively.

    Wade points accusingly at him.

    “Now you’ve done it! You’ve Invoked the Trope! We’re doomed by the narrative now!

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    18 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    Nothing beats having your very own troll for a pet. Smarter than dogs, cuter than kittens! They’ve always been here. You can cuddle all day! Or have them help you with your chores! Tell them all your secrets. Don’t have a troll in your household yet? No problem! Isn’t it great how they show up on your doorstep all on their own? Begin your new life today.

    Trolls love you. Trolls are your friends.

    John Egbert is afraid of everything and with good reason.

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    14 Aug 2025

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    Unit Communication Log:
    SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
    SecUnit One: ...
    SecUnit One: Indeed.

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    13 Aug 2025