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  1. Rec *

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    Naruto wanted to impress the board and maybe get that corner office. Instead, he got Uchiha Sasuke.

    They're supposed to co-lead a major campaign.

    Instead, they keep ending up in supply closets, empty meeting rooms, and one particularly ill-advised hotel room in Hokkaido.

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    "Do you ever shut up?" Sasuke growled.

    "Do you ever get over yourself?" Naruto snapped.

    Sasuke pulled him closer.

    "I could have you fired."

    "Yeah, right. If that would make you feel better, you're welcome to call Daddy and—"

    The words were swallowed by Sasuke's lips.

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    17 Sep 2026

  2. Rec *

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    Naruto shifted, tilting his head back to scrub at his chest and neck, his dusky pink nipples on display, erect. Water dripped down his chest, little droplets falling into the crevices of his abs, and Sasuke so badly wanted to chase them with his tongue. He wanted to see what was below the water. He wanted to taste.

    Sasuke needed him. Sasuke needed him like he needed breathing. It had never been that intense before. That sudden. That rapid.

    There was another wave of light-headedness.

    Finally given a mission together after eight months apart, Sasuke and Naruto take a pit stop at a hot spring; the steam really gets to Sasuke's brain.

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    15 Sep 2026

  3. Rec *

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    Kakashi thought it’d be a good idea to train Naruto for his future Hokage duties by assigning him some office work.

    Unfortunately, miles away in some sketchy inn, Sasuke was experiencing a very different kind of crisis: he was horny.
    And what kind of best friend would Naruto be if he didn’t answer his desperate calls for help?

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    15 Sep 2026

  4. Rec *

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    The only reason Sasuke keeps coming back to Konoha is because of that mattress. The bed is his only respite. And perhaps the dumbass who owns said bed might be worth it, too.

    Or, another canon divergence 699 that showers Sasuke with too much (deserved) love and attention that we all need for these unprecedented times.

    Title means "Bonded Light". It'll make sense when you're about 100K in.

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    14 Sep 2026

  5. Rec *

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    Sasuke embarks on the horrible and humiliating journey of learning how to be open with his long-time partner and communicate his feelings and needs. And maybe even become a better person. Gross.

    Or, Sasuke is a touch-starved and repressed mess and he gets to the point where he wants to change that.

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    14 Sep 2026