starlard
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Derek is reeling from the loss of his first love and about to embark on another disaster when a stranger shows up in his room and changes the future forever. Now Derek has his family, but he also has to live with the knowledge of what almost happened to them.
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Stiles and Derek are getting harassed on both sides, so they decide to fake a relationship in time for the big office party.
Also, because they're Stiles and Derek, they get competitive about it.
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It's been years since the fiasco that was Stiles' high school experience, two years since he last saw Derek. Stiles is a little surprised that Derek is there to score on the post-Valentine's day candy sales, but great minds think alike, after all.
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Danny just wants to be left alone.
Or, in a fit of charity, Danny invites Stiles to stay at his place on Oahu Island. Stiles immediately finds Derek Hale at his surf shop.
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Arranged marriages were a completely bazonkers idea in general, hence their nonexistence in 21st century America, but millenia-ancient magic didn’t care about modern courtship rituals like dating, and this was a time-honored method of getting what he wanted.
What Stiles wanted, all he wanted, was to protect his dad. And his pack. And Scott, who despite having abandoned Stiles in high school to join the Hale Pack, was still the best bro he could ever have, so that made for two packs.
The point is, if marrying a distant acquaintance can possibly stabilize the entire county and protect basically everyone he cares about, Stiles is gonna do it. And he’s not going to freak out about it.
Much.
So he talked to Hideyo, Satomi’s emissary and his mentor.
Hideyo talked to Satomi.
Satomi called Laura.
Laura got Deaton, and the five of them met at a taco truck, of all places.
It was in neutral territory. And the tacos de carnitas were legendary.
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—or, how to bring your parents together when you're only five.
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Evelyn Granger-Snape's first accidental magic happens right when a car is about to hit her. Fearing for her life, she suddenly finds herself at the Burrow. However, there is one big problem. No one seems to know or recognize her, even her own father.
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23 Sep 2026
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Draco Malfoy attempts to take his own life two weeks before the start of term. Forced to finish eighth-year regardless of mental stability, the staff resorts to desperate measures to ensure Draco's safety.
Or: Draco is on suicide watch, and unfortunately for everyone involved, Harry is tasked with watching him.
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16 Aug 2026
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Regulus Black never imagined raising a child. But when his best friend dies, leaving her daughter in his care, he is overwhelmed with fear for the future.
Desperate and out of his depth, he moves to the same neighborhood as his brother, hoping to get all the help he can.
Little does he know, he's about to find that help —and much more— in unexpected places.
Also, there's this hot dilf who teaches the neighborhood's kids.
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"It takes a village to raise a child" is a proverb that means that an entire community of people must provide for and interact positively with children for those children to experience and grow in a safe and healthy environment.
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14 Jun 2026
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Step one: get disowned and kicked out.
Step two: move in with your estranged brother and his alarmingly wholesome boyfriend.
Step three: catch feelings for the hot single dad down the hall.Regulus is thriving, thanks for asking.
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Draco stumbles across a memory-wiped Hermione in a small muggle town. He should probably tell someone - people are looking for her, no doubt.
But it turns out that without her memory of him, Hermione actually seems to like Draco. He can even make her smile, and that makes him feel things he’d rather not examine.
Maybe he’ll wait to tell anyone, just for a little while.
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02 Jan 2026