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    In a surprisingly good David Attenborough impression, Gwaine said, “Here you see the remarkable mating ritual of the Merlin and the Arthur. Which involves mostly insults and swearing.”

    Or: How Merlin and Arthur Met and Why There is a Restroom Wall Dedicated to Arthur’s Ass

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    22 Jul 2026

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    beautiful. hilarious. cunty. peculiar and overall quite impossible to describe.