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    Once, Kaz had said that Wylan thought like a lockpick. Wrong. Wylan thought like a clock, ticking, ticking, counting down the seconds he had left to live.

    Breathe, he told himself, told Jesper, as the world spun and the canal waters swallowed him under: six minutes. He could survive without oxygen for six minutes.

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    Or, a Wylan character study: the one in which Wylan meets a lost prince, Jesper writes a song, and Kaz loses a chess match.

    UPDATE: now with a pdf / printable version || formatted epub version!

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    19 May 2026

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    “We’ve – ” We’ve met, Wylan had been about to say. He cut himself off in time, his own father glaring at him. “Your Highness,” Wylan bowed low, bending at the waist. “It is – it is my honor.”

    He’d bent too, that night in the Barrel – did the Prince know? Or perhaps, worse-better-worse, had he been so unremarkable that the Prince had forgotten about him? Wylan swallowed, muscle memory forcing him to remember his lessons: he could rise only when the Prince allowed it.

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    Or, an arranged marriage AU where Jesper is Novyi Zem’s wayward prince, Wylan sneaks out before his betrothal to enjoy the company of a Zemeni man, and Jesper adopts a goat – not necessarily in that order.

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    16 Apr 2023

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    It was an easy job, an easy mark.

    Somewhere along the way, Kaz made a mistake.

    His crows aren't ready to lose everything all over again, but when was that ever a choice?

     

     

    Kaz looks up and finds that in an instant, the patch of sky over the Barrel has filled with smoke and flames tall enough that Kaz can see them from where he stands.

     

    It’s coming from the Slat. The Dregs are burning.

     

    Kaz takes off up the way he came, his heart hammering with every thought of JesperWylanInejJesperWylanInejInejInejInej and his inability to think of much else.

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    13 Apr 2023

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    The Crows are on a treasure hunt, but when Wylan gets seriously injured the mission becomes one of saving their friend.

    OR yet another fic where Wylan is the bravest of brave little toasters.

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    12 Apr 2023

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    “So,” the man, Jesper, says. The middle man, because Kaz Brekker can appear at your residence at random to place his order, but not to pick it up. Because Kaz Brekker will tell you to arrive at some random club instead, and you will go, because you need the money but really, this all could’ve been settled at Wylan’s front door.  “Waffles?”

    Wylan flushes, immediately averting his eyes. His nails tap away at the table they’re sitting at.

    “Stroopwafels,” he corrects, like it matters at all. “I just—had extra. So I brought them.”

    AKA; I will get us the "just girls?" "no, not just girls," scene or I will die trying. also featuring: wylan being a cunt. because he deserves to be one, even if just mentally.

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    01 Apr 2023