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I'll Get Off the Apps (Eventually) by Rozavie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Oct 2025
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Shang Qinghua is a pretty disappointing Alpha. Not only does he look nothing like an Alpha should, but he's also only attracted to other men who are Alphas too. It's all very embarrassing, and his romantic life is a complete disaster. His dating app is barren, without a message in sight, and he hasn't been on a date in years. So, on one lonely night, Shang Qinghua decides to embark on a little experiment—What would life look like if he was an Omega?
Shang Qinghua only ever intended to keep up this ruse for a short while, but when Shang Qinghua meets Mobei-jun, the Alpha of Alphas, things start to get a bit more serious. Shang Qinghua doesn't know if he can maintain his lie, while also managing his growing feelings, and navigating a budding relationship with the enigmatic Mobei-jun.
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26 Aug 2026
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Of Liars and Princes by Rozavie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Feb 2025
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Becoming a eunuch wasn't Shang Qinghua's first choice, but it was better than living on the streets. Still, he wanted to avoid the uncomfortable process if at all possible. With a few clever tricks, Shang Qinghua lied about his status as a eunuch and got himself a job in the imperial palace, with his genitals still intact. As a man who only wants to sleep with other men, it isn't hard for him to hide the truth. He would never be interested in looking at the concubines in an improper way, and all of the men in the rear palace are eunuchs themselves. So, celibacy isn't particularly difficult for Shang Qinghua.
He's of low rank, and practically everyone treats him like a useless servant with half a brain, but that is exactly how Shang Qinghua likes it. Hiding his assets is the best way to ensure he never comes under scrutiny. However, when Shang Qinghua accidentally catches the eye of the crown prince Mobei-jun, he risks having his secret exposed, and his life brought to an unfortunate end.
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26 Aug 2026
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A Little Off the Top by demoncow97
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 May 2021
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There were so many enjoyable and non life-threatening things he could be doing. So why was Shen Qingqiu stuck surrounded by a group of bandits, unarmed, and willingly being taken hostage?
(Or: Shen Qingqiu gets an impromptu haircut, and no one is mentally prepared)
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03 Jul 2026
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When Vegas is handed the keys to a failing major family hotel and told to bring it back to life, he knows it’s not a gift, or a test, or even an opportunity to prove himself. It’s a taunt. It’s a way to set him up for failure so everyone can rub his nose in the shitshow he’s left with, defeated and inferior to his cousins like always. It’s the death sentence of his pride in a gilded cage.
But misery loves company and all that, and he finds a surprisingly fitting cellmate in an unassuming looking employee named Pete. Now if only he could get Pete to stop playing hard to get, this cage could become a lot more comfortable.
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15 Jun 2026
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Lan Wangji had too much power over Wei Wuxian. Wei Wuxian already couldn’t think when he was around Lan Wangji; if he ended up catching stupid feelings for the stupid alpha — wanting to date him and kiss him and make a nest for him — it was over. Wei Wuxian’s life would absolutely be over. Because he would do something stupid, like, forget to take his birth control, or make a down payment on a house with a cute little backyard, or buy a fucking eco-friendly hybrid SUV with enough room for kids and a pet.
Or Wei Wuxian baby traps himself into a relationship he'd wanted for years with an incredibly reliable and sexy alpha. The horror.
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16 May 2026