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A conversation about polyamory and cardigans.
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Dear Remus,
I receive a letter from a stranger about once a month. Yours is the first one I’ve answered.
You do realise that it shows poor judgement to give a convicted murderer your full name and home address, right? I expect you’ll come to your senses soon and burn this letter, but in the meantime, do write back quickly.
Sirius Black
Prison ID AZ00390Starved for human connection, Remus begins writing letters to an Azkaban prisoner. He doesn’t expect to fall in love.
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no further words by swoons
Fandoms: The Other Bennet Sister (TV), Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms
01 May 2026
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“Do all wives begin their wedding nights thus?” Mary teased.
“I cannot begin to imagine,” said Tom, gazing upon Mary as if she were the dearest and the strangest creature in the world. “But you must forgive my inexperience; I have never had a wife.”
“You must forgive mine,” Mary said, with a smile. “I have never been a wife.”
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a real punch by swoons
Fandoms: Young Sherlock (TV 2026), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
25 Apr 2026
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James has an unexpected reaction to being hit.
A missing scene from S01E05.
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a distracting factor by swoons
Fandoms: Young Sherlock (TV 2026), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
19 Apr 2026
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“Really, James?” Sherlock asked sceptically. “Affection? As an incitement to murder?”
This was the Sherlock that James adored: cold, unromantic, unflinchingly practical. To Sherlock, love was a choice. James knew only too well that love was what a man did when he had no other option.
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Assorted sweets!
This series of stand-alone gift drabbles can be read in any order. Please mind the tags.
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Whether magical or Muggle, please enjoy this self-indulgent series of fics featuring piercing parlours and tattoo shops. These can be read in any order.
For Grace and CB, who will both soon regret inspiring this series.
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There really is no excuse for this series…
This series of stand-alone fics can be read in any order. Please do mind the tags.
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The fantasy is so affecting it pulls a whimper from John's throat.
From whimper to bang. Brighter than the sun.
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22 Jun 2026
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[Podfic] Acceptable Behaviour by Lockedinjohnlock (Podfixx) for bbcatemysoul
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
03 May 2018
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Sherlock isn't really sure why John wants to shag him, but he's certain that if he's careful to behave properly about it, John can be persuaded to keep doing it.
In other news, John is a good boyfriend and Sherlock is an idiot.
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“Sherlock,” John continues, careful and quiet. “I’ve seen your back. I know you were hurt. I don’t want to pry, I don’t want to cause you discomfort but...I’m starting to think something else happened there. In Serbia.”
Sherlock rolls away and sits up on the edge of the bed, his back to John.
“A great many things happened in Serbia,” he says, flat and remote. “None of them were pleasant.”
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22 Jun 2026
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Enjolras is a pornstar, Grantaire is a fan.
“He’s a porn star,” hisses Grantaire, clutching the phone. “I have wanked off to this guy. I have literally just wanked off to this guy, Eponine, what do I do?”
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- Part 1 of pornstar au
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03 Jun 2026
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Nothing Happened by thistlecat for plecotusauritus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Mar 2026
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Alphard Black takes an interest in his nephew.
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22 Mar 2026