tacky_tramp

The Forest Queen, by @MachineGarden_ on Twitter



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    My takes on the 2025 Malevoween prompts.

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    Arthur's not interested in men, but for some reason, he can't keep his hands off his partner...

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    Just a spicy little Arcane boarding school AU. Viktor-centric. Mind the tags.

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    A shared universe of pre-s01e04 Jilco fics.

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  1. Public Bookmark 97

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    Rocky’s ventral seam starts to split at my absentminded touches, and I practically gnaw straight through my lip as shiny fluid drips down his carapace. The xenonite suit forces the juices to smear across him, reminiscent of soaked panties, and my hips grind down involuntarily.

    He’s basically the equivalent of legs spread, flat on his back for me right now, right?

     

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    In which Ryland's patience finally snaps as Rocky's antics cause damage to the ship.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    That is to say, in the pursuit of knowledge, scientists can do some really fudging dumb things.

    The scientist in question? Doctor Captain Ryland Grace. The research design? Experimental. The line of inquiry? Whether the multibillion-dollar extensive healthcare system—a glorified nanny bot, really—aboard a spaceship hurtling into deep space could serve as a substitute for human touch. That is to say, a substitute for human touch in the interest of touch starvation… as a, uh, secondary objective. Because the primary objective involves… er… usecaseinsexualendeavors.

    Ergo: Grace wants to turn Armando into a fuck machine.

    Or: Grace and Rocky struggle with intimacy due to biological constraints. So, they decide to use Armando as a way to bridge the gap. However, when it comes to these two, things don't always go according to plan.

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    04 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 89

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    “No, no. It’s just— when humans are stressed, or exhausted, it can be more… difficult. To experience arousal. So… you know. Space travel. The Petrova Line. Lots of things going on up— up here, not much going on… down here.”

    < … ALWAYS FOCUS ON PETROVA LINE WHEN TOUCHING SELF, QUESTION?>

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    02 Sep 2026

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    So Grace wants to have the upper hand the next time they fuck. Why does that idea seem so far out of reach? He sticks the pen he’s holding uselessly over a blank piece of paper between his teeth and lightly chews on it, staring at the paper in front of him. The original plan was to brainstorm ways he could catch Rocky off guard, shake him up a bit, and make him regret all those times he called Grace his plaything by using him instead. But he doubts that writing IDEAS FOR DOMMING ROCKY at the top would go over well with Rocky if he found it, and he absolutely would find it some way or another. Grace can hear the chirping of his laughter now.

    (In which Grace wants to be in control for once, Rocky wants the same, but neither of them will admit it.)

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    30 Aug 2026

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    Grace teaches Rocky a new word. It has some…unexpected consequences.

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    22 Aug 2026