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The Unrelenting Lore Drops™ by talk2meGoose
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
02 Jul 2025
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“So, Derek, what do you think of Hawthorne Farms? Quite the sight to see, wouldn’t you say?”
“Oh absolutely, sir, I’m spellbound, truly!”
Titch glared at the back of the man's head, thoroughly unimpressed with the pleasantries being exchanged around him.
Derek Stryder. Degree in horticultural studies, like Titch, although a year or two younger than him. Studied abroad in both the United States and Spain, specialized in Production. Very interested in aubergines. Tall.
On paper, he was damn near perfect, even down to the letters [Yes, letters plural! What the fuck!] of recommendation he came with. His father loved him.
Titch hated him.
Or he wanted to, sort of desperately. This man was all of Titch’s shortcomings personified, he was the physical embodiment of his fathers distrust in him come to haunt him. And yet… and yet.
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The Unrelenting Lore Drops™ by talk2meGoose
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“I’m not going to give it to you just because it means something to you, Dude. When do any of us ever give each other stuff for no reason?” Charlie clearly thinks he’s got Frank here, but Frank pauses for a moment, considering.
“Wait, now that’s not true. What about when Mac gave Dennis that rocket launcher?”
“That’s different,” Mac and Charlie both protest immediately, at the same time.
“How is it different?”
“Because Charlie’s not in love with you,” Mac says matter-of-factly.
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Mac lets it slip that he used to be in love with Dennis and Dennis slowly descends into madness.
Set after Season 15.
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09 Sep 2026
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“You’ve just, you’ve got to stop growing your beard out, man,” Dennis said. Mac turned around again, weary. Dennis was wearing a wry smile. He met his eye, looking happy. “If you get any more handsome, I’m gonna have to fuck you.”
This wasn't happening.
This wasn’t anything. It was just a stupid lust thing, which he always got whenever a boy smiled at him a little too long or said something a little too nice. It would go away in a few days. Mac wouldn’t normally have been so worried, except it was Dennis. It just had to be his goddamn roommate.
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09 Sep 2026
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“So are we, like, doing this?”
“Doing what.” Frank is at the bar, obviously, because he always is, and says this through a mouthful of peanuts.
“Nothing,” Dennis says quickly. “We are doing,” he looks at Mac, “Nothing.”
“Okay, but like,” Mac leans in and says in a voice that he clearly thinks is quieter, though it is, in fact, not any quieter at all, “Are we?”
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Dennis hates himself, Mac pretends to date him, plans fall apart.
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07 Sep 2026
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5 times Dennis bottoms + 1 time Mac is desperate for it.
For the server. You fuel the holy-water-needed section of my brain.
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07 Sep 2026
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Maybe it doesn’t count if Dennis doesn’t look at Mac when he says it – if Dennis buries his face in Mac’s neck, where the scent of his sweat and his nerves is strongest, where he needs to get it right. Dennis can feel it, humming under Mac’s skin. He’s almost as tense as Dennis. Or maybe it’s not fair to treat it like a competition when Mac’s the one who brought this to him in the first place, the one who makes it okay.
Whatever. Dennis is still going to win.
‘Love your pussy,’ Mac murmurs, and Dennis twitches, fingers digging into the back of Mac’s neck.
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02 Sep 2026