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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Hatake Kakashi tells the tale of the time Teen Terror Umino Iruka developed a Forbidden Jutsu!

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    01 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    Kakashi's S Rank mission quickly becomes dire as he realizes there are no shinobi available in the village that can meet the needs that are required for the missions success.
    All accept for one chunin.
    But this shinobi isn't exactly qualified for this mission at all.
    Its a shot in the dark the Leaf Village has to take.
    And things go a little different than expected.

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    19 Aug 2026

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    Problems Minato did not expect to have that morning, or indeed, when he became a ninja in the first place #1: that is most definitely his youngest student, sitting in a pool of blood, sobbing whilst he rips chunks off flesh - from his father's still-warm corpse, what the fuck - and eats them.

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    Minato is having a really, really bad day.
    And apparently the cannibalism isn't even the main problem he's meant to be dealing with today.

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    14 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    The Umino clan is from Uzushiogakure, just like the Uzumakis; they came to Konoha to protect the few remaining that clan, as a servant family with strong and bone-deep loyalty relations to them.

    Decades later, Iruka as the last remaining member of the only other clan with a long history of seals, must decode the few remaining Uzushio scrolls to help the ANBU Hound get out of a career-ending jutsu.

    Iruka thinks the third has finally gone senile. Kakashi thinks this is all very (not) funny. Naruto is just happy that his teacher and favorite anbu are getting along.

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    13 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    12 Aug 2026