thePurebloodPrat
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Duck Tape, Daisy Dukes, and Definitely More Than We Bargained For by DrWhoIsGinnyHolmes, thePurebloodPrat
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
10 Aug 2026
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Steve opened his mouth to protest, but was distracted by Billy bending over again, this time to retrieve whatever he dropped on the side of the Camaro. Billy slammed the hood closed with a loud bang, which was echoed by a faint thump and a swear from across the road. Billy snickered, and Steve glanced over to the trailer across the way to see a dark silhouette moving behind the closed blinds.
“Seems we had an admirer this whole time,” Billy smirked.
Steve smiled and shook his head in amusement.
“Did you want me to grab Eds to help?”
“No, because his method of fixing his beat-up van consists solely of a hammer and duct tape, and if it’s lucky, WD40.”
Billy lived, moved into a shitty trailer across from Eddie, and has seemingly made it his mission to flaunt around in as few clothes as possible. Eddie's queer little heart isn't handling it well, and Steve won't let him forget it. Though Steve isn’t one to talk, anybody would drool over the tiny peek of thigh-high tan line, too, right?
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“Supposedly, the person throwing the party has the hots for Stiles.”
Derek growls and gives Stiles a hard look. “That’s…something. So you think you’re gonna go?”
Stiles shrugs, giving Derek a small smile. “Yeah. I mean, it would kinda nice to know what it’s like to go to a high school party.”
Derek laughs and shakes his head, not believing the words coming out of Stiles' mouth. “No. No. You’re not going.”
Stiles raises his eyebrows in shock. “E-excuse me?” The boy couldn’t believe what he was hearing. Was Derek telling him no?
“You heard me. You’re not going,” Derek explains, not offering more information as to why Stiles can’t go.
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A story about fighting, masturbating, and making up.
Thank you, thePurebloodPrat, for the wonderful art. I hope I do it justice. 💚
#SterekReverseQuickie2026
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Blood in the Water (Red on Your Lips) by thePurebloodPrat for quackquackcey
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
22 May 2026
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"It doesn’t take long for the feeling to come to a head, the eerily calm water of the surface suddenly burbling from the center. Derek hesitates for only a moment before bracing himself, a splash of water suddenly smothering his vision, and a creature emerging.
Wide, golden eyes stare up at him from just above the surface of the water, body still mostly submerged, and Derek wipes the water from his eyes once, twice, before staring owlishly at the figure.
“Are you serious right now?”"
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Summer is beating down on Beacon Hills, and nothing says relief like a secret pond hidden deep in the preserve that even Derek's mother was afraid of. What's the worst that could happen? -
does it count as a midnight tryst if it’s only nine thirty? by thePurebloodPrat for Renmackree
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
20 May 2026
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"The pack meeting itself is pretty lackluster. Mostly, everyone is reconnecting, sharing some anecdotes about their time at school or what they’ve been doing at work. Even Derek manages to socialize a little. Stiles can’t help but notice how much more settled he looks. Gone are the skittish, wary glances and deep frown, forced nonchalance.
Now he snarks with the best of them.
Stiles almost feels bad reaching into his pocket to check his notifications."
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Fellas is it gay to clock your sort of friend, sort of acquaintance, sort of homoerotic saving-each-other's-lives-but-never-really-talking-about-it situationship as being horny on grindr?
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"Without the running water, the bathroom is almost oppressively quiet, and Lex can feel his heartbeat in his throat. Clark shifts, so close that Lex can feel the navy jacket he’s wearing brush up against his undershirt. The thin fabric leaves very little to the imagination, and his hasty disrobing meant the heat of Clark’s body was apparent even at the slight distance between them.
He refuses to notice."
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Lex takes Clark to some swanky gala. Clark is having more fun teasing Lex than anything else.
After he spills some red wine on Lex's white shirt, bathroom shenanigans ensue.
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In 1976, when Steve Harrington was ten years old, he was cast as the lead character in Ruins of Relfonth. The film went on to become a classic of the intersection of sci-fi and fantasy genres, and Steve hated just about every second of it.
At twenty three, with no clue what he wanted from life, he decided to give acting one last shot – on a music video for a band he'd never even listened to.
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29 Aug 2026
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can you see the stars in your dreams (and do they have a lot to say about me) by theheartofthekoko
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
26 Nov 2024
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“What’s wrong with what I wrote?” Steve whines, running his fingers through his hair until it’s all mussed up and falling into his face.
Chrissy snorts. “It sounds like you’re telling him his hair is frizzy and dry.”
“I said it was pretty!” He throws his hands in the air before crossing them and pouting his lower lip out.
Chrissy can’t help but laugh. She’s always liked Steve. He’s nicer than most of his friends, and he’s easy to talk to. But this is a side she’s never seen of him. She’s not sure anyone has; can’t imagine Carol or Tommy seeing him put his whole heart into something and not tearing it to shreds.
“Do you use conditioner?” she asks, throwing finger quotations around it as she reads it off the crumpled page.
Steve’s blushing again, cheeks all blotchy and red, rather unbecoming for the shoo-in for this year’s prom king. “Well, I thought you said you’d help!” he says, a little too loud for the library.
Or: a secret admirer au.
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18 Aug 2026
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steve harrington and the trials of adulthood by monkkeyslut
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 Jul 2025
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Steve has (technically) been living alone for as long as he can remember, so moving into an apartment in the city with his best friend and boyfriend shouldn't be an issue whatsoever.
Or: a series of ficlets where Steve discovers something NEW about being a functioning adult!
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18 Aug 2026
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“Fuck off,” Steve scoffs. “I didn't profess my love to you on day one, Hargrove.”
Billy grins, puts a hand on Steve's thigh just so he can squeeze at him, touch him. “Close enough. I think your exact words were, ‘I keep thinking about kissing both of you and it's freaking me out’ but I know what you really meant, pretty boy.”
“Well, I’m glad I got it out of my system,” Steve teases.
“Boys will be boys,” Eddie sing-songs from where he's rolling them each a joint. “Just a phase, right, sweetheart?”
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18 Aug 2026
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Was inspired by camaro-hargrove's post on Tumblr-
"s2 steve with pierced nipples and billy sees them in the shower and completely forgets to pull his pigtails"
This is the dirtiest scene I've ever written, you're welcome. Check the tags.
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17 Aug 2026