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we could plant a house, we could build a tree by Like_A_Dove
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types
19 Dec 2018
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Ben takes a deep breath. “It’s—it’s a project. Conceptual art. You wouldn’t get it.”
Rey presses her lips together to keep from laughing. She plans her next words quickly and carefully, determining what will get her the best reaction. “Really? Looks like you ruined a bedsheet to me.”
His reaction does not disappoint. “Get out.”
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Seven-year-old Rey decides it's her duty to annoy the crap out of Ben Solo every single day she's alive.
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- Part 1 of we could plant a house
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03 Sep 2026
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oh autumn, oh teakettle, oh grace by diasterisms for SageMcMae
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
13 Dec 2019
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"So let me get this straight," he says. "You're a dryad."
"Quite so," she cheerfully replies.
"Like an actual—" His hand rises to make a feeble gesture at the towering elms that surround them— "tree-dwelling, speaks-with-animals, has-magical-powers, frolics-through-the-woods-in-orgiastic-pagan-frenzy dryad?"
She wrinkles her delicately freckled nose. "Well, I don't know about orgiastic frenzy, that's really more of a maenad type of deal."
He looks her up and down, taking in her pretty face and her slender figure in the skimpy white dress.
"Too bad," he mumbles.
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30 Aug 2026
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riding your wave; wrapped in your calm by butchisms
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
08 Aug 2026
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Peter has no clue what's going on.
And, sure, he's still getting used to the whole full-spider thing — the proof lies in his apartment, where failed attempts at harnessing his enhanced powers resulted in a noise complaint and cobwebs lining his cupboards. But he thought he was starting to understand at least some of it.
The eyes? Not at all.
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MJ sees Peter's spider-eyes for the first time. She's really normal about it.Bookmarked by thecrazediguana
09 Aug 2026
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All of Us Monsters by What_Is_A_Mild_Opinion
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
29 Jan 2026
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She didn't know.
He's always been so human, so much more human than her, Poseidon's ichor worth so much less than Sally’s influence. She just forgot. He makes the myths of his father's children seem distant.
But still. Annabeth should have known.
Poseidon is the Father of Monsters. And Percy is his son.
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Percy sails the Sea of Monsters to save Grover, goes through the worst puberty known to any demigod, learns the value of skincare, and proves the grief that Annabeth has built her life on to be wrong, just by surviving. In exactly that order.Series
- Part 1 of Semantic Differences
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05 Aug 2026
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in a way that's gonna screw me up forever by weezly14
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
30 Oct 2023
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"Goddammit, she didn’t expect Flash to actually find someone he wanted to hook up with. So now here she is, forced to watch her best friend and this random dude practically eyefucking across the hightop, stuck making awkward conversation with the guy’s friend.
(She thinks his name’s Peter.)"
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31 Jul 2026