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Blood Play, Heavenly Demon Style by thejester
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2022
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All Shen Qingqiu wants is for his husband to wrap up his demonic business trip and come home already. And also for this unseasonable heat to go away.
Luo Bingge, on the other hand, would be perfectly fine if his inferior copy never came back at all. He's got some plans for the nice version of his Shizun and doesn't want any interruptions.
Note: This makes it sound like this is a serious story. It's not.
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Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore by thejester
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2022
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What would happen if LQG, LBH, and SQQ got temporarily transported into PIDW sometime before the Immortal Alliance Conference?
Well, mild chaos. Luo Bingge tries to convince Luo Bingmei that their Shizun is a scumbag no matter what universe he's from, Yue Qingyuan won't stop hovering around Shen Qingqiu, and people might need to start investing in helmets.
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Arthur and Vivi take a short break from looking for their missing friend Lewis and confess a few things to each other while getting wasted on tequila. Somehow this resolves pretty much nothing but at least they're having fun. (Kind of. Okay, they're sad and drunk but they're sad and drunk together and that's basically like having fun, right?)
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Vivi adds two and two together and gets five.
Or, one of the reasons why erasing your girlfriend's memory might make getting back together with her a little challenging.
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Tony Stark's Guide to Martyrdom by thejester
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
03 Dec 2017
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Or, how to only gamble what you're willing to lose.
Tony might not have known Thanos' name at first, but he's known that something's coming for ages now. He's prepared, he's taking this threat seriously, it'll all work out in the end. (Please, he thinks, let it all work out. Let everyone survive.)
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the thrill of first-nighting by janjamming (AYakshaDreams)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
23 Nov 2025
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One of Alastor’s lesser known traits is that of his extensive hearing abilities. Being the Radio Demon, he has long since been able to attune himself to each and every frequency, and no gossip inside the Pride Ring is able to slip from his notice for long. If he wants to hear it, he will. The arrangement allows for a great deal of eavesdropping, for listening in on his enemies’ weaknesses and his allies’ fears.
Inevitably since Lucifer’s explosive entrance to the hotel, Alastor has been paying quite a bit of his spare attention to the ruler of Hell.
Although recently, another sound accompanies Lucifer.
Crying.
In which the Radio Demon can hear everything that happens in the Pride Ring and is burdened with knowing that the King of Hell has been softly crying much too often lately.
Taking place after season 2’s finale.
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- Part 2 of assorted 📻🍎✨ fics
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24 Dec 2025
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Alastor makes it a grand total of thirteen days before collapsing in the lobby. It’s an abjectly humiliating experience for the split-second he’s cognizant of what’s happening before everything goes utterly black.
In which Alastor returns to the hotel and an olive branch is offered over coffee. It’s all very unexceptional.
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24 Dec 2025
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Charlie paired the residents in the Hotel up for a 'Valentines' day inspired lesson.
Lucifer has to figure out what to get Alastor.
What gift says 'fuck you' better than his OWN heart?...In a joking way. In a condescending way!... totally. Of course.
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23 Dec 2025
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After Vox's plan fails and The Might of Lilith is destroyed, an injured Lucifer finds himself back in his hotel room, struggling with the literal aftershocks of what he's endured. When Alastor shows up, his taunts are a welcome return to normalcy, but it seems like the bellhop is... actually concerned for his wellbeing? That can't be right.
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Comfort for Lucifer following "Hear My Hope" because he deserves it.
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22 Dec 2025
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