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    No matter how long Adachi learns to live with his magic, Kurosawa always thinks about sappy things that settle like a stone in his stomach.  But the longer they meander forward in their budding relationship, the more Adachi realizes that Kurosawa’s thoughts aren’t always the most…  Wholesome.

    Those thoughts settle a little lower than his stomach.

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    16 Feb 2024

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    In Kurosawa's more explicit fantasies, it's always Kurosawa doing the work. Adachi is there mostly to look cute, and feel good, and say Kurosawa's name a lot. But what if it doesn't have to be like that?

    Wouldn't it be nice if Kurosawa… also got a bit wrecked?

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    12 Feb 2024

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    "Fabulous. I'm not nervous."

    "I... I didn't ask. Now I think you're nervous."

    "I just told you I'm not."

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    16 Aug 2023

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    "There was something else I was going to ask you," Aziraphale continued, unabashed. "Ah… How to put it?" He tapped his hand on his thigh for a moment, and then apparently found inspiration. "Ah! When you're…" Crowley made the mistake of making eye contact with him, and Aziraphale gave him another outrageous wink. "Dining out… What cutlery do you prefer to use?"

    "I'm sorry?" Crowley said pleasantly, trying his best not to cause anything in the dining room to catch aflame in his frustration.

    Aziraphale gave him a reproachful stare, as if Crowley were being very stupid. "When you're eating, Crowley. Do you favour the… The knife?" Aziraphale actually glanced conspicuously at his own crotch, and Crowley considered leaving the dining room via the nearest window. "Or the spoon?" Another raised eyebrow. "Or even, let's say, a fork?"

    "What the fuck is the fork in this situation?" Crowley hissed through gritted teeth.

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    Aziraphale mentions that he'd like to have sex with Crowley. Crowley is completely taken-aback, and very conflicted, and very interested. Aziraphale is also trying to kill him by using elaborate food metaphors to explain the whole subject, which is not helping in the slightest.

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    10 Aug 2023

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    Aziraphale has read every book in his shop at least once. He has reread some of his favored volumes dozens of times, has memorized whole great swaths of them. If his own words are insufficient to convince Crowley of his sincerity, then perhaps the words of others can!

    (He might have the decency to ask the books what they thought of this plan. The books had been watching the two of them for over a hundred years, and certainly had a great deal to say on the matter. But Aziraphale neglects to consult them, and thus will be very unprepared for what happens next.)

    Back on earth, Aziraphale tries to apologize.

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    10 Aug 2023