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    The blob finished rotating into place in a way that wasn’t quite compatible with geometry as Shen Qingqiu understood it, and cleared a throat it didn’t seem to have.

    “Greetings,” it said, somehow clearly addressing him in particular more than the room as a whole despite its total lack of features other than blueness and translucency. “I’m here on behalf of the Hyper-Celestial Peace and Order Enforcement Bureau. Crime scene secure, proceeding to interviews. Beginning with Subject One: You are Shen Qingqiu, formerly Shen Yuan, also known as Peerless Cucumber?”

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Dean gets a fleshlight. Sam feels it when Dean uses it. It only gets dirtier from there.

    Weecest, PWP.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    This was not what Percy had in mind when he’d volunteered himself for one of the new glory holes at work.
    The heels of his hands pressed into the reinforced plywood around his hips, fisting against the rough material as he bit back a half-delirious moan.
    On the other side of the wall, the stranger's tongue continued lapping at his cunt like a man starved. He’d been at it for what felt like ages and Percy was about to lose his mind.

    I.E. trans man gets eaten out in a "stuck in a wall" style glory hole until he cums himself stupid.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    He didn’t feel too bad about it though, how could he?

    He’d be having a date with his lover after all.

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    17 Aug 2025

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    “Ugh, this whole place smells like an old fish market,” The Recruiter complained, scraping the bottom of his expensive leather shoe on the edge of Park’s boat, “I forgot my seasickness medication, Junho.” He looked up, saw Captain Park, and gave him a tiny wave, “oh, hi there.”

    “What the fuck are you doing here?” Park asked, gaping open-mouthed.

    “Sorry,” The man smiled innocently and shrugged, “he got to me. I am as the youths say ‘very much whipped.’”

    Junho turned to frown at him. “What youths?”

    “Guys,” Seong Gihun cleared his throat behind the Recruiter. Park’s eyes widened even further at the sight of him.

    “Oh god,” He murmured, “we’re all dead.”

    Season 2 canon divergence.

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    20 Jun 2025