thirstyweebug
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heaven knows I'm miserable now by thirstyweebug
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2026
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" I forgive you"
The bookshop has felt so empty since the angel left. Not just lacking in customers, or noise, but also light and colour. Crowley was certain that the walls used to be brighter, the books used to breathe.
At least the alleyway didn't reek of a potential life lost, and the rats were welcome company in the silence that followed the confession.
"You idiot, we could have been us"
Aziraphale had made the correct decision, right? He just wanted to help, to fix things, to make right what so many before him had ruined. Creation deserved a chance to have real peace and he'd be damned if he didn't at least try.
A heartbroken demon lying in a damp alley and a remorseful angel in an uncomfortable grey suit both press two fingers to their lips at the same time, and wonder if it is too late to mend things.
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Is this love, or do you just want to control me? And how can I be certain that is not what I deserve?
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This is basically the scene in Mizumono with Will and Hannibal but just Hannibal describing Will in great poetic and very gay detail : )))
Not much happens in it, i just wanted to write something dramatic if I'm honest.
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This is kinda just a bunch of essays/poems etc. about how I feel a lot of the time (some of it is hyperbolised, some of it is not).
I feel that it is healthy to write about things that I feel and think and also if anyone ends up finding this they may find some solace in it - either because they relate to it or because they can see that someone else is a bit more messed up than them haha.
I'm just gonna update when I have things that I feel I need or want to talk about :)K <3
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The Marvellous Blah Blah Blah by Hermiola for frenchtoastandsourdough
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
24 Sep 2026
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Veteran stand-up comedian Anthony J. Crowley is gearing up for Blah Blah Blah, his first UK tour after five years spent in and out of rehab.
Too bad his return to the scene is threatened by newcomer A.Z. Fell, who is set to perform his debut show, Marvellous, in the same cities and on practically the same dates as Crowley.
When Crowley’s attempts at getting Fell to change his schedule fail and both tours start, they inevitably keep bumping into each other, eventually realising that there might be a way to turn their rivalry into a mutually beneficial arrangement. A mutually beneficial arrangement with some unexpected side perks.
As long as pesky feelings and forgotten memories do not get in the way…✨️ COMPLETELY WRITTEN, UPDATES EVERY MONDAY & THURSDAY ✨️
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Bookmarked by thirstyweebug
22 Sep 2026
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As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.
What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?
(It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)
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- Part 1 of talk
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Bookmarked by thirstyweebug
27 Feb 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Sat and read it all in like 10 hours.
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You'll Never Get to Heaven (if you're scared of getting high) by KannaOphelia for romana03
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Dec 2019
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“I need you,” said Aziraphale, which was far more straightforward than Crowley had been expecting, even after two bottles of wine. The angel stared at his plate, turning as red as the little gems of pomegranate seed on it.
“Well,” Crowley said, at last, trying to keep any giveaway hoarseness out of his voice. “Here I am."
“It’s just that—oh, dear, some things are so difficult to say over the telephone apparatus, aren’t they? Especially if you have your voice messages on. It feels so impersonal, and I really couldn’t wait any longer to ask."
“Good strategy. I’m right here, go ahead,” Crowley said encouragingly, wondering if he should reach for the angel’s hand. Unfortunately, the angel’s closest hand was gripping cutlery as if it was a lifebuoy. Crowley considered putting his hand on one invitingly touchable thigh instead.
“Will you come to a party with me?"
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Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books).
Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really complicated.
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Bookmarked by thirstyweebug
19 Feb 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Same with 'Envy the Subtle Serpent', I read it years ago on Wattpad and I LOVED it <3
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Envy the Subtle Serpent by walkwithursus
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Jan 2020
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A mysterious bookshop patron strikes up an unlikely friendship with Aziraphale. Crowley sees right through the stranger's charming exterior to the serpent that lies beneath. Like recognizes like.
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Bookmarked by thirstyweebug
19 Feb 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Yes! I read this on Wattpad a couple of years ago before I discovered ao3 and I remember loving it : )
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Crowley gets muddy, and while miracling clean is convenient, it doesn't beat a nice bath, especially when his angel promises to play with his hair after.
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- Part 4 of Ineffable Husbands Bingo Fills
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Bookmarked by thirstyweebug
19 Feb 2021