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When one of Thor's Assorted Random Scumbags offers his (not quite)mate as collateral for his out of control debt, Thor takes him up on it, intending to very platonically keep her safe and comfortable for the 3 months before letting go off and restart her life on her own.
Meanwhile, Loki finally sees the chance to live her best and grabs it by the knotting dick.
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Much like a female ferret, Thor will die if he doesn't get an uber to Pound Town.
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Yuuri finds himself thrust in to fame as his j-pop boyband IMPULSE becomes an overnight sensation, his days filled with pondering why the fuck everyone has gotten all horny for him, specifically.
Meanwhile, in the midst of a creativity slump, Viktor finds inspiration in a j-pop band that just happens to be called IMPULSE. And gets horny for one member, specifically.
Wow how weird wonder what's gonna happen.
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if it's wrong to get a crush on your dad's favorite Murder Guy, then Loki doesn't want to be right by thisdorkyficthing for Drachenkinder
Fandoms: Thor (Movies)
01 Jan 2021
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Thor’s car is just like his clothes, old, worn out, and almost aggressively unassuming. He brushes the dirt off the hood before resting his ass against it. He crosses his arms and squints as the sun hit’s his eyes, hoping his posture comes off as relaxed and casual as he wants to seem.
Because he’s certainly not feeling relaxed and casual, he’s practically vibrating. He thinks of Thor’s hands, like he has more and more in the past few months- tough, scared, strong- those hands have done countless unthinkable things. He thinks of them on his body, what they could do to him. They could bring so much pain, but how much pleasure?
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A non-linear sequel to this fic, featuring the witchy shenanigans of Loki.
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- Part 1 of Season of the Witch
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Two Lovers in an Endless Ocean (Extended Edition) by thisdorkyficthing
Fandom Thor (Movies)
28 Oct 2020
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The Bad Things-verse by thisdorkyficthing
Fandom The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
17 Oct 2014
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sharp as teeth and stars (i can't give you up) by five_ht
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 May 2023
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Loki loves his big brother.
And not in the default, everyone-loves-their-siblings way, but in the deep, all-consuming, life-ruining way that people write tragic stories about where everyone fucking dies at the end.
(Or: Thor can't keep it in his pants, and Loki takes what he can get.)
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04 Jan 2024
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Play Secretary I'm the Boss by Bin_Dipper (blueberry01120), blueberry01120
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 May 2021
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“Secretarial Position/Executive Assistant - Thor Odinson
Mr. Odinson is seeking a committed, hard-working individual in an assistant role. Responsibilities will include day-to-day management of Mr. Odinson’s professional affairs. Prior secretarial experience required.
Requirements:
5+ years experience
At minimum 3 professional references
Interpersonal skills
Expertise in technology
Flexibility
PassportPreferences:
Multilingual
STEM proficiencyBase Salary: $150,000/yr Total Compensation: $200,000/yr”
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13 Jul 2021
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Designated Babysitter by blueberry01120
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 May 2021
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Loki prefers to get paid for babysitting Thor's bad decisions, but because some people think her sole purpose in life is to do that, there Loki's Friday night is babysitting Thor's bad decisions presented by alcohol. Though Drunk Thor reminds her of the good old times when Thor was tolerable, and Thor does look like that, so it's not all bad, is it?
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- Part 1 of Loki the Lady AUs
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22 Jun 2021
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When Thor needs a favor, the hots Loki has for her big brother ask him for one in return: sex.
It's just sex. Thor has a lot of it. Loki wants some of it from him. With where their relationship is, it can't do that much damage. All she asks for is once, her first time at that. It's not a lot to ask for. But because this is Loki's life, she gets more than that.
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- Part 2 of Loki the Lady AUs
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21 Jun 2021
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Just Friends by blueberry01120
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Journey into Mystery
08 Aug 2020
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Loki's college roommate Thor — who is somehow both the hottest man alive and his best friend with certain long, thick benefits — invites him home for Winter vacation. Considering Loki's "home situation," it's a no-brainer. Nothing could go wrong with Thor's family that'd be worse than the best that'd happen with Loki's. However, when an alpha brings an omega home to a family like Thor's, well, there are assumptions, but Loki swears they're just friends. Because they are, right?
Right.
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21 Jun 2021