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Thirty Seven by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Apr 2025
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On a dreary day in October just days from Halloween, an angel and a demon stared at each other over two cups of tea in the corner of a dim and dusty London bookshop.
To be more accurate, an angel steadfastly avoided the gaze of a demon, leaving the demon to pick up the entirety of the staring. Not that he minded. The angel was nice to stare at. It was one of his favorite pastimes.
“Now…Why would I agree to this again?” Crowley adored Aziraphale, but he also adored taking the piss. It was his second-favorite pastime.
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Crowley and Aziraphale pull out all the stops to impress each other with the most authentic Halloween costume.
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Zombies of the Starboard by Apocalyptic_Scenes, Dagger_Torch_and_Key (thistleandbee), enneadic, Letha, Monsterfuckers_Incorporated, Mx_Cupperty, saucySmutPigeon, Soggyfritter, startledplatypus, Trebol_Negro
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Jul 2024
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Zombies, Notable Quotables and more Fresca!
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Potter has fame and fortune and posh clothes and all he wants is a simple life. Draco has a flat and a cat and a steady job and all he wants is a complicated life. Which makes you think this story has something exciting like body-swapping, but it doesn’t. Instead it has Indian takeaway and a blue jumper and people wanting a whole lot of what they can’t have, discovering themselves as they discover each other.
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
22 Dec 2025
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Luckiest Fucking Size Queen Alive by loveglowsinthedark
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Oct 2016
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Potter escorts me home, presses me into my front door and kisses me with a ferocity that’s exhilarating.
And then Potter asks me, in a growl that makes my cock throw a wet tantrum in my pants, how many more dates I would deem mandatory before I let him fuck me.
I drag Potter to bed.
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
21 Dec 2025
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It started with the spin of a bottle, and now Harry and Draco have gotten themselves so far into their own game there's almost no way out again. Except to keep playing.
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
21 Dec 2025
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please leave a message by Ravenesta
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Dec 2025
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Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
Lily
what
what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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- Part 1 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
20 Dec 2025
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Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
20 Dec 2025