toastflower
Fandoms
- Dept. Q (TV) (6)
- Zamonien | Zamonia - Walter Moers (3)
- The Simpsons (2)
- Bridgerton (TV) (2)
- The Sandman (Comics) (2)
Recent works
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"In Flanders Fields" but it's Ned Flanders by toastflower
Fandoms: In Flanders Fields - John McCrae, The Simpsons
18 Apr 2026
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John McCrae's famous and tragic war poem, reimagined ever so slightly.
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Smiling sideways by toastflower
Fandoms: Three Moments of an Explosion - China Miéville, The Dowager of Bees - China Mieville
10 Apr 2026
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A woman on the run finds solace in an unexpected deck of cards, and then finds unexpected cards in the deck itself.
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- English
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- 6,256
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A memory of when young Jasper had a bad day at football training.
Qvember Day #30: Not a single word spoken
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- Part 5 of 5 Days in Qvember 2025
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Scenes of Rose, Akram and Rachel acting just a wee bit out of character.
Qvember Day #23: Blink and you’ll miss it
Series
- Part 4 of 5 Days in Qvember 2025
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Trapped in her tiny prison, Merritt's thoughts wander to some pretty strange places.
Qvember Day #16: What if?
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- Part 3 of 5 Days in Qvember 2025
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if we type fast enough we might stay ahead of Whistledown by toastflower
Fandom Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Femininomenon - Chappell Roan (Song)
31 Dec 2024
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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Songs from the Sleeping Cities by toastflower
Fandom Angels in America - Kushner, Frank Sinatra - Fandom, Madness (Band) - Fandom, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, The Sandman (Comics)
26 Sep 2022
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A collection of works inspired chiefly both by 'The Sandman - At World's End' and set within its universe, and by various pieces of music.
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- 8,505
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Recent bookmarks
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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- English
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- 1
- Comments:
- 726
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- 10,222
- Bookmarks:
- 1,713
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- 80,662
Bookmarked by toastflower
31 Dec 2025
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call all you want, but there's no one home (and you're not gonna reach my telephone) by paladding
Fandoms: Bodies (TV 2023)
12 Nov 2023
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Weissman somehow gets hold of a phone and makes a groupchat. Crack ensues.
Bookmarked by toastflower
27 Dec 2023
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Molesworth Rides Agane by Doyle [archived by yuletide_archivist]
Fandoms: Molesworth - Geoffrey Willans (ill. Ronald Searle)
18 Dec 2007
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The curse of St Custard's gives advice on nativity plays and the origins of mad maths masters.
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- English
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- 1,375
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- 1/1
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
- 3
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- 181
Bookmarked by toastflower
18 Nov 2023
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You would think it would be difficult to accidentally rob a bank! So did I.
(From a post by Feynites: “I’d like to see John Mulaney play a live action Riddler. But not, like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’.”)
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- English
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- 4,753
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- 8
- Comments:
- 590
- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
- 1,975
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Bookmarked by toastflower
30 Mar 2023
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wizz for coading! by marnanel
Fandoms: Molesworth - Geoffrey Willans (ill. Ronald Searle)
13 Aug 2026
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in which i, nigel molesworth, the masked coader hem hem, explane computer sience
Bookmarked by toastflower
22 Mar 2023