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a little something sweet by orphan_account
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
22 May 2020
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“Peter,” MJ says, pressing her thumb and forefinger into her eyes. “Do you know what I think?”
“No,” he says. “What do you think?”
She says, “I think you need a good fuck. I do. I think that if you and Johnny make hot, delicious love, this weirdness will go away. Weirdness is just undefined horniness more often than you might think.”
“In what world is that a reality?” Peter wails around his fries. “Mary Jane, Mary Jane. Mary Jane. If I—” Peter leans closer and whispers, “—sleep with him,” he returns to full volume, “I will fall in love with him.”
MJ raises her eyebrows. “Did you fall in love with me because of my juicy puss, Pete?”
“It didn’t hurt!”
or, peter is smart but dumb and johnny is dumb but smart and yet they're both fucking clueless. did i mention they're chefs?
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- Part 1 of bone app the teeth, baby!
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11 Sep 2026
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In Love At a Coffee Shop by oneshinyapple
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
15 May 2019
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Pop sensation Johnny Storm stumbles into a coffee shop while escaping from a horde of fans. Who else should save him but Peter Parker, grumpy barista extraordinaire?
Any caffeine addict would probably be just a little bit in love with their coffee dealer, and baristas were just automatically hotter when they were drizzling caramel all over someone’s whipped cream.
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31 Aug 2026
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Tales From The Back Pages by Traincat
Fandoms: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
19 Nov 2016
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Peter Parker was born with his words. Johnny Storm's been sure his will be said sarcastically since he was a child. Everything else more or less happens according to plan.
A first words soulmate AU.
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- Part 1 of Tales From the Back Pages
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29 Aug 2026
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A precious commodity by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
08 Oct 2021
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Taking HYDRA down isn’t all that easy when you have a former HYDRA-teenager following you around like a duckling. Peter doesn’t particularly seem to care who he gets to follow around, as long as it is someone.
Most of the clothes they gave the boy are a few sizes too big. He keeps tripping over his pant legs. Which both endears Tony and every so often gives him a mini heart attack when Peter yelps and disappears behind a table again.
Somehow attempting to parent this incredibly resourceful, incredibly awkward, incredibly unpredictable, incredibly teenage teenager, is simply becoming part of daily life in the Avenger household.Series
- Part 2 of Peter is a precious chickpea
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25 Aug 2026
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Peter Parker's Super Secret Snack Stash by coconutknightshade
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Sep 2019
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"It's D, Peter. We talked about this."
“No it’s not, Ned. Because if it were D then I would be wrong and that would put me at a 65% already on this practice exam and we haven’t even gotten through it all. I can’t fail another history exam, Ned! This last one is worth 60% of our grade! If I fail this final then I’ll fail the class and if I fail the class then I’ll be kicked out of school-”
“You’re top of our year, Peter.” You can almost hear Ned’s eye roll as he talks over Peter.
“- and if I’m kicked out of school then I’ll be forced to live on the streets exchanging sexual favors for money and I can’t do that, Ned! I wouldn’t even know what to charge- I mean, what’s the street value of a blow job, Ned? Do you know? Because I sure as shit don’t.” At this point Ned is outright giggling over Peter’s theatrics.
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Or in which Peter uses FRIDAY's system to have a conversation with Ned about AP History while he's sneaking into his super secret snack stash in the kitchen.
Or in which Peter's spidey senses betray him in the most embarrassing of ways.
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Teen for swearing.
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Bookmarked by trazan
24 Aug 2026