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Gerard Keay's attempt to get his mother off his back and away from powerful artifacts by placing her in an elder care facility backfires when she attempts to catalogue herself regardless. Now he's forced to re-involve himself with the entities by inheriting all of his mum's end-of-life business. The thing is, this also means being forced to form a begrudging relationship with her bleeding heart former case worker Micheal Shelley, who knows a lot more about fear than meets the eye.
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Astarion crouched in front him, silhouetted by the fire light. Tense, ready to run at the first sign on movement. “Are you really offering yourself?”
“Do you promise not to bite anyone else?”
Astarion smiled, doubtful. “Is that all you want?”
Wyll has an unfortunately timed moment of self discovery the first time Astarion drinks from him.
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“Well I could help you with all those annoying, grasping patriars you know. If you begged me prettily enough.”
“Astarion not five minutes ago you were telling me of your devious schemes to destroy me, and now you’re offering to be my, what? Personal social coordinator?”
“Oh Wyll, these little chats wouldn’t be any fun at all if I couldn’t keep you guessing."
Wyll Ravengard has a patriar problem; or, Astarion gets a new job, of a sort, and certainly doesn't make any mistakes at all.
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“Blood,” Wyll says, still feeling dazed. He brings a hand up to touch the stinging spot where he feels wetness drying on his neck, but bumps into Astarion’s arm in the way. “My blood. Astarion, you—bit me—”
“Well, you enjoyed it,” Astarion says, almost sourly.
Astarion's Act 1 bite scene, but a little to the left.
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It isn’t as if Astarion’s doing all this out of the goodness of his own heart, of course.
Wherein Wyll contends with being Grand Duke, Astarion foils assassinations, and both come to certain realizations.
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Accidental Kitten Acquisition by thecheeseburgercat
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 Jan 2025
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Months after defeating the Absolute, Wyll is shocked to find a very damp, frantic Astarion at his doorstep. Especially because Astarion's cloak seems to be mewling.
Or, the one in which Astarion unfortunately drains a mother cat and Wyll finds himself the recipient of accidental kitten acquisition.
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"What in all the hells," Wyll says dumbly, unable to comprehend. "Astarion, what do you have in that cloak?!"
"I didn't mean to," Astarion pleads, looking at Wyll with big wet eyes. "Wyll—you have to believe me, I didn't mean to! I didn't know she was a mother, I would never have—otherwise, I-I would have found something else, a rat or something—"
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22 Apr 2025
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kitten fic :3