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The pictures make The Sun in October, about a week before the Ballon d'Or gala. Jude's dragging himself out of an ice bath at the Bernabéu when the family group chat starts going off like a firecracker. At first he thinks maybe Mum's sending more of those muscle recovery YouTube videos that have dominated her algorithm lately, so he wraps a towel around his waist, teeth chattering, and trudges back to his locker before he thumbs the thread open.
Mum: Jude, call me when you have a minute https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/7025910
Jobe: ???
Jobe: oh shit
Jobe: tbh edges looking good tho bro
Mum: Jobe please
Jobe: what, im just sayin
Jobe: stop gatekeeping ur barberWhen Jude clicks into the link, the bottom of his stomach drops out completely.
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Bookmarked by wireframed (ukeknow)
04 Sep 2026
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Fifteen years after they meet, twelve years after their breakup, and five years after Jude Bellingham‘s career ending injury, Erling Haaland moves to Real Madrid to be coached by none other than his ex.
Unfulfilled promises, bitter reunions, and unresolved feelings lead them to the present moment, where each of their legacies is tied to the other’s willingness to forgive. If only they weren’t hindered by the inability to forget.
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- Part 2 of Ten Miles too Close, Ten Years too Late
Bookmarked by wireframed (ukeknow)
06 Aug 2026
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"Jude," Erling says, tone contemplative.
"No," Jude replies preemptively, even as his cock jerks between them.
Erling laughs, his eyes crinkling with it, and fucks into him once, harder, making Jude gasp and grab at the sheets. "You don't even know what I was going to say."
"Yes I do." Jude's voice comes out wrecked, and they've barely started. Embarrassing. "You're gonna make me say things."
or: a series of lessons in intimate communication
Bookmarked by wireframed (ukeknow)
30 Jul 2026
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In the five days between beating Mexico and facing Norway in the World Cup quarter-finals, Jude Bellingham is supposed to be recovering, practicing, and studying how to stop Erling Haaland.
Instead, they're texting.
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- Part 1 of Haalingham Collection
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Bookmarked by wireframed (ukeknow)
24 Jul 2026
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Best one I've read yet no question.
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"Okay. What's your favorite color?"
John rolls his eyes. "Shut up," he says, "that's stupid."
"You have to answer the question. Those are the rules."
"Yellow. Have you ever fucked a dude?"
Smitty wheezes so hard his lungs might have burst.
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Smitty attends a friend's wedding and is forced to confront some pretty complicated feelings through a game of Twenty Questions and a conversation about the Pope's shoes.
Bookmarked by wireframed (ukeknow)
26 Mar 2026
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T~T. Never expected this to come into my house and wreck it so. Beautiful; screaming, crying, and promptly throwing up.