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    Pt. 1:
    "So. . . Lily is just a 'buddy?'"
    Hayden had said it so casually. Like it was no big deal and he probably wasn't thinking twice about where Shane is or what he's doing right now but SHane can't /stop/ thinking about it and now he's sitting in Ilya's driveway after running out and there's a knock on his window

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    A different ending to the Tuna Melt Incident

     

    Pt.2:
    Shane realizes what an idiot he is after running away (Tuna Melt Incident™) and he plans a response.

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    Shane’s team gifts him a soulmate reading with renowned soulmate seer Ilya Rozanov. The problem? Shane doesn’t want to know anything about his soulmate. Ilya promises to keep whatever he sees a secret; that way Shane can stay oblivious, the team won’t find out he refused their gift and the reading still gets done. Everyone wins, right? Wrong.
    Guess who turns out to be Shane’s soulmate…

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    01 Sep 2026

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    Ilya yelps when Shane pinches him. "Okay, okay," he concedes. "I will listen to my very smart, beautiful husband next time."

    Shane smoothes his hand over where he just pinched as an apology, before going back to kneading Ilya's muscles. They don't speak as Shane works, but he can feel Ilya's breathing hitch from time to time if a spot hurts enough.

    "Fuck," he groans as Shane works one spot on his left side, just above the waistband of his boxers. "That— fuck, Shane."

    - or, Shane gives Ilya a back massage, and it goes further than either of them expects

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    26 Aug 2026

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    LILY: bored of me already, Hollander? 

    LILY: is not nice to ignore me, sexy

    LILY: shane, seriously, are you ok?

    Another half hour passes, and he’s had enough. He calls in the next best reinforcement he can think of.

    Yuna Hollander answers on the second ring. “Hi sweetheart.”

    “Hey.” He tries to keep his voice even and calm, rather than panicked and uneasy, which is how he feels. “Have you heard from Shane?”

    “Shane? No, not since this morning. Why?”

    “I-” Ilya hesitates very briefly, sure suddenly that he is overreacting. How will it look to Shane’s mother, when he is home safe and sound, and his overly possessive boyfriend is calling every family member to check up on his location? 

    “Ilya.” Her voice grows more serious. “What’s going on?”

     

    --shane gets into a car crash and doesn't answer his phone- worried & protective ilya ensues!-

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    26 Aug 2026

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    Shane really isn't looking for a relationship, which is why having Ilya around is nice. No strings attached, only great sex. It's a win all around.

    The only problem is that Ilya is way, way too nice to Shane's stupid cat.

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    25 Aug 2026

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    "Ilya regretted not checking his carry-on—while totally unnecessary, it would have bought him an extra twenty minutes of staring at a spinning carousel before he had to face his impulsive offer to comfort the man he was used to pounding his dick into. Instead, he had about a fifteen minute walk to reconcile how after seven years of the same shit, he was about to become the man who could maybe offer more than just nine inches and an orgasm. He was sure to walk slowly, knowing damn well that the slower he walked, the quicker Shane’s mind would spiral. If he walked any slower, he’d miss the surgery altogether."

    OR- Tuna meltdown never happens because Shane needs his wisdom chompers out, and Ilya ditches Vegas to come take care of him... Shane proceeds to get high and say really stupid shit.

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    24 Aug 2026