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"We're stranded. In a closet. With nothing to do for the next six minutes. Please, Sasuke?" His voice dropped, taking on that pathetic tone that always, always got Sasuke to do things he regretted. "For me?"
Holy shit. Uzumaki Naruto begging for a kiss from his was not on his bingo card for today. Or any day.
"Fine."
Naruto's eyes widened. "Really?"
"Yes. Fine. Whatever. Do whatever you want."
Zero spine, Sasuke thought with disgusted fascination. A twenty-year-old grown man reduced to absolute mush because a blond idiot suggested practice kissing in Inuzuka's closet.
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or: two best friends play seven minutes in heaven and accidentally speedrun every college AU cliché.
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08 Oct 2026
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“I don’t like that club—
“—you didn’t bring it up last time—“
“—since last time at least 30 people hit on me.”
Five seconds. Five peaceful seconds of silence where Naruto didn't say anything more about convincing Sasuke to go out tonight. Ruined by the genius Uzumaki Naruto deciding, "Well, you just need a boyfriend. People won't hit on you if you're taken."
"Sure, I can't stand people gawking at me, but me go find someone right now."
"Then I'll be," Naruto said as if it was obvious. "I'll be your boyfriend."or 5 times Naruto interrupts someone flirting with Sasuke, and 1 time were Sasuke returns to the favor
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11 Sep 2026
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Sasuke's head fell back against the pillows. "Touch me," he demanded.
He couldn't see him, but he felt the moment Naruto grinned, punctuated by a raspy chuckle that vibrated right against Sasuke's bare ribs. Naruto's hand slipped lower, coming to rest at his waistband.
"Touch you where?" Naruto asked, knowing full well where.
"I'm not going to beg," Sasuke snapped, already knowing it was a lie.
In which Sasuke, raised in a devout Catholic household, demonstrates his faith by fucking his next-door neighbor.
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11 Sep 2026
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my kamikaze, who loves you more than me? by hijinks_n_lowjinks for a_burning_constellation, chosospinkytoes, earthtodora
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
30 Jun 2026
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Sasuke,
I’m sure Naruto has already told you, but he and Hyuuga Hinata have become engaged. The ceremony will take place in the spring.
The Chunin Exam is coming up in the next few weeks if you’d like to come back to Konoha to see how things are faring.— Kakashi
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Two years after their final battle in the Valley of the End, Sasuke finds out that Naruto is getting married.
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04 Sep 2026
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Naruto froze, his legs no longer kicking, and Sasuke used that pause to roll the blond over himself and off the bed, where Naruto landed on his back on the floor, legs still up and that stupid black t-shirt with a now visible cartoon fox on it in his hand.
Naruto turned his head to the side, looking at the shirt, then back towards Sasuke, then at the shirt again.
“Uh,” he started, holding it up in the air now, as if Sasuke needed a reminder. As if he didn’t know what it was.
“Why is my shirt under your pillow?”
Sasuke Uchiha can not afford to be distracted from his studies, and Naruto Uzumaki is very distracting indeed.
Aka: That time Sasuke didn’t go to a Kiba party even when his roommate begged him to.
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31 Aug 2026