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Now, in the dark of his coffin, Armand's mind wandered to that little detail always lurking beneath the waters of Daniel’s conscious.
If he was like Daniel, if he had a pussy, what would that feel like?
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daniel molloy is a reporter. and, for better or worse, it's not something he can turn off. tonight, he may have asked one too many questions.
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yelling at the top of your lungs in a coffee shop by vampdirt
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
07 Jun 2020
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After a moment, Caesar registered a blurred moving object passing in front of his face. A second later, there was a,
“Hello? Dude, can you take our order?”
More blinking. More time to register. There was a lot of green, but maybe it was a face.
“Welcome to the Daily Grind. What can I get for you today?”
“Um, buddy, my eyes are up here.”
Caesar was a tall guy. Like, annoyingly tall. Sometimes-he-hit-his-head-on-doorframes tall. But Caesar had to actually tilt his head up to look this guy square in the eye. He was a basketball player. He had to be. What else could he be doing with all that height?
In a moment of horror, Caesar realized he had been talking directly into this customer’s chest.
“You’ve got quite a pair of pecs,” Caesar heard himself say.
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The coffee shop AU no one needed or asked for.
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Daniel becomes aroused during a hunt. Armand is there to make it all better.
Kinktober 2026 day 2: Embarrassment
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03 Oct 2026
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“Bowl. It’s your turn.”
Daniel watched him with interest as Armand’s jaw clenched and unclenched as he seemed to be thinking over his next move carefully. As if Armand ever didn’t come up with a ten-step plan for every eventuality before he did anything. Finally, he spoke again; the words coming out of his mouth seemed to genuinely pain him.
“I don’t know how.”
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Sometimes giving oral sex in a bowling alley can reveal feelings you didn’t know you had.
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02 Oct 2026
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"Nobody asked you to appoint yourself my own fucking Manic Pixie Dream Psychopath and 'Eternal Sunshine' me at regular intervals for half a century. Grow up, Armand. You think that's love?"
Daniel works through his transformational trauma.
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20 Sep 2026
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we put our hearts together, now i'm not afraid by lexdelioncourt
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
04 Sep 2026
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September 4, 1973. The anniversary of the original interview. Although he’s fairly certain that’s not the particular anniversary that they’re celebrating.
“You consider our Polynesian Mary’s meet-cute to be our anniversary?” Daniel asks, and clearly his brain really is fucked, because why would he be questioning this?
“I do,” Armand says, nipping at Daniel’s earlobe. “I remember seeing you walk into the bar, the most beautiful boy I’d ever seen.”
“Bullshit,” Daniel says with a chuckle, which is severely undercut by a following groan. “You’re literally from Renaissance Italy. You expect me to buy that?”
“And why not? I saw you, I wanted you, and when you locked eyes with mine, I saw that you wanted me too,” Armand purrs in his ear, punctuating the sentiment with a roll of his hips.
Daniel bites back another groan, his cock rapidly filling out. “Yeah, well, I mean, look at you.”
“I know you were disappointed when I declined Louis’s offer to join you,” Armand says, and Daniel can hear the smirk growing. “Wise decision, because now I have you all to myself.”
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- Part 4 of TVL Era
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04 Sep 2026
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as nightmares, with disgust by Urethra_Franklin (Thunder_Puss)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
02 Sep 2026
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Arranged in the box, hands folded over his chest, eyes shuttered to the world of the living, was his dream's tour guide.
"This?" Daniel asked. "That's all? This is what you wanted to show me?"
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03 Sep 2026