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    “You know it’s okay if you don’t know a lot about sex, Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying says in his most simpering tone, for the purposes of being a patronizing asshole. “I know the other night must have made you reeeally uncomfortable, but it’s something adults do when they’re —”

    “Choose,” Lan Zhan interrupts, with a deadly calm.

    The command is so unexpected that Wei Ying actually stops talking.

    Reluctantly, Wei Ying caves. “Huh? Choose what?”

    “Choose whether you’re going to stay here,” Lan Zhan says, slow and enunciated, “or whether you’re going to leave.”

     

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    Lan Zhan is an RA in Wei Ying's dorm. He teaches him a lesson.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    HOT COLLEGE BOY ANNOYS RA AND GETS WRECKED IN THE ASS WHILE PEOPLE WATCH

    THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WEI YING AND LAN ZHAN YOU ABSOLUTE FREAK I LOVE IT

  2. Public Bookmark 97

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    The whole campus is having a crush on the art professor Lan Wangji. Not knowing that he is married, to a man, and have a son. A short wangxian au based on that popular tweet.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    THIS IS A SUPER CUTE FLUFFY READ ABOUT COLLEGE!ZIZHEN REALIZING LWJ IS MARRIED LMAOOOOO I LOVE IT OMG

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    Exhaling softly, Lan Zhan slowly kisses her pubic bone once, lips lingering, before lifting her chin once more.

    Her eyes, so typically calm, are fathomless when she meets Wei Ying’s. Nothing less than a vast black of want, and one that crashes down starkly enough to swallow Wei Ying whole.

    “Is that what you want?” her words are kindly murmured, sounding not at all like what they mean; and moreso what they promise. “To beg?”

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    lz, for some reason, hasn't fucked wy once after months of them dating. this situation is a crime, and obviously must be rectified. immediately

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    17 Mar 2026

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    COME GET YOUR HOT LESBIAN WANGXIAN

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    A night-hunt goes wrong, and Wei Wuxian is scapegoated for the death of the Jiang Sect Leader and the destroyed core of the Jiang Sect Heir. As punishment, his core is taken and given to Jiang Cheng, and he is stripped of his cultivation credentials and expelled from the sect.

    What everyone forgot was that Wei Wuxian was wearing the standard issue body camera that each cultivator wore on training missions and high-risk night-hunts. Struggling to make ends meet, Wei Wuxian finds his way to Caiyi Town with the doctor who performed the surgery, a partial core still secretly in place. His application to work at Cloud Recesses is summarily rejected by the hard-edged Second Jade of Lan after an unfortunate initial encounter.

    But things change when someone hacks into the Jiang systems and releases the footage of what happened.

    [First part of the title is a quote from Shakespeare, but this story is not based on that one!]

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    13 Feb 2026

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    AMAZING PLOT!!! I love reading about WWX's recovery and how resilient he is despite Madam Yu fucking him over and MY GOD I FUCKING HATE HER ASS!!!! WN and WQ have my heart forever I love my Yiling trio!!!

    The plot is SO GOOD that I didn't mind LWJ appearing in the later chapters although I gotta say there wasn't enough smut in this BUT THAT IS TOTALLY FINE BECAUSE THAT IS ONE HECK OF A GREAT STORY I'D TAKE WHATEVER IT GIVES ME this is just me being a lil sad smut enthusiast oof the lack of smut DOES NOT affect how good the story is so yeah

    How I wish it was longer though cause I wanna see WangXian together and WWX with a fully formed (and I assume WAY STRONGER) core and I wanna see them break all the records in nighthunting and be hot together

    I LOVE THIS!!!!

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    “Lan er gege,” Wei Ying sings out an old nickname, his lips curving up into a well-rehearsed smile. It’s adorable, and it’s pretty, and he knows it mesmerises anyone who lays their eyes on him. He has done it a million times—bewitching and convincing men who need to be convinced.

    He just doesn’t expect to hear the hitch in Lan Zhan’s breath, too, and feel the taller man’s grasp around his wrist tightening.

    He fell for it.

    A sickening thought suddenly enters his brain, and Wei Ying wonders if he should be so cruel.

    “Do you want to find a private space for us, Lan Zhan?”

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    20 Jan 2026

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    GODDAMN I LOVE THIS FIC!! It's got that dark!lwj that's just right which I LIKE and sugar baby wwx that I will ALWAYS die for!!!

    Plot is so good and I'm so immersed in it wanting to know how things will turn out¿?? LAN ZHAN IS HOPELESS WHEN IT COMES TO WEI YING I LOVE IT. I looked forward to seeing how wwx will end up falling in love with wwx and how his line of work will come to light and affect things AAAAHHHH IT ALL TURNED OUT WELL

    Also hello daddy kink???? That is MY SHIT!!! The sex is so hot like damn it was hard to BREATHE ugh LWJ is FUCKING DELICIOUSSSS