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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    “Martyn says Dan’s been asking about you,” Cornelia says out of nowhere.

    Phil almost chokes on his bite. No Dan. Bad Phil. Bad Cornelia.

    “What’s he asking?” BAD PHIL.

    Cornelia sits back in the chair and sips her water. “You know Dan. He wants to know everything but can’t get himself to say the words.” BAD CORNELIA.

    “Yeah.” They look at each other, Cornelia sucking something out of her tooth and Phil trying to send her psychic messages, tell me everything, ask Martyn exactly how he looked and how many freckles are under his eyes. “So? What did Martyn say?”

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    Dan and Phil broke up a few months ago. Phil and his new boyfriend go on vacation, where they run into a (very not ever jealous, definitely) Dan at the hotel.

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    11 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Phil was panting against the tiles by the time Dan was satisfied with his masterpiece. There was oil dripping down his thighs. His ass cheeks looked ridiculously full. His hole was shiny with the sheen of the oil. He needed his hands on him. He needed his face buried in Phil’s ass. He needed his cock inside him. He needed it now.

    “Fucking hell. Look at you, Phil,” Dan groaned in pure awe.
    “I really could fucking eat you. I want to bake you.”

    “Dan, please,” Phil huffed. Arms trembling against the wall. The tile was cold. His ass was dripping olive oil, cock straining.

    “Hansel and Gretel,” Dan moaned.

    “Dan, I need you,” Phil gasped.

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    09 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 86

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    Phil storms out after a fight. Dan expects him home within the hour.

    Instead, he disappears.

    Hours later, Dan is forced to live with the crushing reality that the last thing he said to Phil was his worst nightmare.

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    06 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Dan and Phil find themselves in a closet in the BBC building — like professionals, they decide to fuck and make themselves late for work. Pour one out for Jameela Jamil.

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    29 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    It has to be a dream, right? Cis men don’t suddenly wake up with vaginas, especially after 39 years of cock-and-balls ownership. And yet one day Phil wakes up, pussy facing the world.

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    27 Aug 2026