vroombxtch
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- Marvel (1)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (1)
- Marvel (Comics) (1)
- Hawkeye (Marvel Comics) (1)
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new phone, who dis? by vroombxtch
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Aug 2021
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‘Clinton Francis Barton, what the fuck is that?’
Clint looked up at Tony who was stood on the other side of the breakfast bar, with an incredulous look on his face. ‘New phone,’ he held it up to show Tony, ‘Like it?’ It was the new purple iPhone 12. He had to buy it because, well, it was purple. No further explanation needed.
‘It’s– It’s Apple.’
‘It’s purple, Stark. Purple.’
‘But an Apple phone, really? Why must you betray me like this Hawkguy? Fraternising with the enemy?’
‘P-U-R-P-L-E.’ Clint spelt out letter by letter, fingerspelling at the same time for good measure, at which Stark harrumphed and left the kitchen without another word to go do Clint didn’t care what.
Series
- Part 1 of jarvelous' marvel shorts
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jarvelous' marvel shorts by vroombxtch
Fandom Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Aug 2021
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"Lando." Oscar sighed. He took one tentative step closer to Lando, trapping him between the fence and a hard gaze. "You're a sweet kid, really. You're bright and funny and charming. Undeniably good-looking, of course, and I'd be lying if I said I hadn't noticed that."
That smile from earlier etched its way back onto his face, and Lando reached out to touch Oscar. Fingertips brushing over bare forearms, and oh, Oscar's skin was so warm. "I'd be lying if I said I don't like hearing that," he replied cheekily, tilting his head back against the fence to look up at Oscar.
"But."
"No buts." Desperately, Lando's hands reached further up, clawing into Oscar's shirt and pulling him closer. "We don't need buts. You fancy me, I fancy you, this is perfect!"
Oscar resisted the pull. Grabbed Lando's wrists in two gentle but firm holds and pulled the hands away from his shoulders. "Unfortunately, there are buts whether you need them or not, Lando. You're very sweet, and I really appreciate this, but I'm 38 years old, kid. And how old are you again?"
"22, but what does that matter?"
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- Part 8 of julie's landoscar fics
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05 Sep 2026
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When it's time to race in Barcelona, Oscar Piastri and Lando Norris are dominating the 2025 season, with no real rivals in sight.
Hence, the inevitable truth: even if they share the same colors, only one of them will be crowned world champion. The other, no matter how brilliant, will be remembered as champion of the defeated.
Everything becomes even more complicated when a secret torn from one of them comes to light, one that will shake both their personal and professional lives. Because the two McLaren drivers, whether they like it or not, are bound together by an invisible thread.
This is the story of how, while fighting against each other for the title, they started to fight for each other too.- Language:
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01 Sep 2026
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“It’s probably not the best idea for us to do this,” Oscar says, looking away. “We’re living together, and the contract—”
“Fuck the contract,” Lando interrupts, exasperated. “We can add a clause to it or something, I dunno. It can be like those stupid rom-coms where they agree not to fall in love with each other.”
Or: Oscar Piastri is a lonely, closeted F1 driver who's one mistaken hook-up away from certain ruin. Lando is a down-on-his-luck photographer facing down eviction. When Lando tries (and fails) to mug Oscar in a desperate attempt to keep his housing, Oscar proposes a mutually beneficial arrangement: Lando lives with Oscar as his companion for one year. After that, they're free to go their separate ways. A rock-solid NDA and no hard feelings. What could go wrong?
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29 Aug 2026
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When Lando Norris moves into an old mansion full of secrets, he doesn't realize he's awakening something (or someone) that should have remained forgotten.
Amidst dark laughter, taunts, and a ghost in a striped suit named Oscar, Lando discovers that the real danger might be... falling in love with someone who's already dead.Bookmarked by vroombxtch
23 Aug 2026
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“Y-You,” Buck swallows a needy sound, groaning softly as Eddie licks a warm stripe up Buck’s neck, nibbling gently—mindful of how sharp his teeth are, and how they will draw blood if Eddie presses too hard—at the bolt of Buck’s jaw, urging him on with a soft, hmm? pressed into his skin. “Y-unnmh… You e-eating me out under the water t-annn—that one time."
Eddie groans in the back of his throat, tail shifting along the sand, and hips bucking forward to press against Buck’s ass at the reminder of that time. “I could hear you, even under the water, crying out my name,” Eddie groans, whispering into Buck’s neck and making him shiver. “You tasted so fucking good, like sin.”
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or; surfer buck and shark eddie get it on on a desolate stretch of beach
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- Part 64 of buddie by tired
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17 Aug 2026