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    As he watched his father interact with his siblings, watched his father admit how proud he was, and how much he loved them, Damian couldn’t help but feel frustrated. Why couldn’t his father love him like that? Why couldn’t he be as worthy as his siblings?

    It was around the time he started realizing he wasn’t cared for was when the odd feeling in his throat started.

    Or: A platonic Hanahaki disease AU

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    25 Aug 2026

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    Summary: Bruce has a conference call with Wayne Enterprises. Having it at the Manor was, in hindsight, a really shitty idea.

    “I don’t have your phone!”

    The two boys began trading hits, yelling at the top of their lungs. Bruce turned back to the webcam just as Damian leapt on top of Tim’s back, a high-pitched battle cry torn from his lips.

    “Mr. Hodges,” he said cheerfully, unflinching as Tim threw Damian into the wet bar sink. “Have you had a chance to examine the chart I pointed out?”

    Inspired by this viral video and Batwayneman’s post on tumblr.

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    24 Aug 2026

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    “The analysis is complete. The bottle residue and samples we collected all tested positive for norovirus RNA—or, as it’s more commonly known, stomach flu.”

    “Jesus take the wheel…” Timothy says under his breath, ducking his head and tapping his fingers to his forehead, chest, and each shoulder in the sign of the cross.

    Damian rolls his eyes. “Aren’t you Jewish, Drake.”

    “I am an immunocompromised agnostic who just sat through a four-hour stakeout with three people who are now puking their guts up,” he bites back. “I will take anyone who’s listening.”

    Richard gives a weak snort. “So this is a literal Hail Mary?”

    Timothy glares back. “You can shut up.”

    In the case of Bats vs. Stomach Bug, there can only be one victor.

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    23 Aug 2026

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    He confidently turns the corner, only to freeze, as Jason, half in the fridge, twists his head around, like an owl, with glowing eyes.

    Duke shrieks.

    “Wah—” Jason’s hand jolts, and juice spills from the carton in his hand. “Duke?”

    Or, Lazarus pit revival comes with some side effects. Here's Jason's family discovering and dealing with them.

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    23 Aug 2026

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    “Dames,” Tim said softly. “I’m going to shift you around, okay?”

    If Damian heard him, he showed no sign.

    “Damian,” Tim said again. “I’m going to move you so your back is against me, okay? But I’m not letting you go, you’re staying with me, okay?”

    This time, a movement, so small that it was almost lost amongst the shaking.

    “I know you don’t want to,” Tim said. “But it’s going to help.”

    “I do not,” Damian rasped. “Require-”

    Damian coughed, the sound grating against Tim’s ears. The boy curled closer against Tim, the cough petering out into what was almost a whimper.

    “Easy, Kid,” Jason said. “You know the drill. We can’t have Bruce’s sweet little bio child carking it from something so dumb.”

    Damian’s hand shifted then, while the other remained latched onto Tim’s shirt. It poked out from amongst the blanket, or at least a single finger did.

    “Yeah yeah,” Jason grinned, though it didn’t quite reach his eyes. “Fuck me and all that. But you’re still gonna have to go on the mask.”

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