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    "We can win the World Cup together."

    Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "We?"

    "Of course!" Naruto replied. "Me and you! We'll play for Japan! And we'll win."

    Sasuke stared at him. Then, to Naruto's astonishment, he smiled.

    "Fine," he said. "Let's win the World Cup, idiot. Just get better first."

    "Together?" Naruto said, holding out his hand.

    "Together."

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    or: two idiots spend over a decade communicating exclusively through football and it goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    masterpiece

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    Sasuke put the glass down, he’d entertained this enough. They were being pulled out into treacherous waters.

    "I don't date," Sasuke heard himself say. The words were out before his brain could catch up, tumbling into the space between them with more force than he'd intended.

    "Alright," Naruto said quietly. "I-don't-date-Sasuke. I'm not expecting you to owe me anything." He paused, letting the words settle. "I have a proposition for you. A business proposition."

    Sasuke stared at him.

    "Are you—" He stopped. Swallowed. Started again. "Are you asking me to have sex with you? For money?"

    **COMPLETE**

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    07 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Art.

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    Itachi graduates early, leaving Naruto without a roommate. Luckily he knows just the person to fill that roll.

    Leaving his best friend and little brother alone to navigate how to get along and live together should be fine right? They’re both adults, after all, what could go wrong?

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki navigate what they are to one another after the Fourth Great Ninja war, finding out just why their souls pulled them back together. Naturally, they cannot be normal about it and face hurdles along the way- some self inflicted.

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    He was sunshine incarnate and Sasuke burned inside just being near him. His eyes were playful and staring down at Sasuke, a smirk tugging at his lips, slightly chapped. Breathing became difficult and Sasuke had the wildest thought of leaning up, and just kissing him. He blinked.

    What the actual fuck was that?

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Amazing and a masterpieces for sure

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    “...Naruto, Pluto hasn’t been a planet for 15 years.”

    “Hey! Viva la Pluto, fuck you! Tell him, chat!” Naruto blows a raspberry into the mic that cuts off after the first half-second anyways, which Sasuke’s ears appreciate very much.

    “That is an abomination of English,” Sasuke counters dourly, headshotting a few enemy Fanatics. “It should be el Pluto. Pluto is a masculine noun. Also, do the raid mechanics.”

    Sasuke Uchiha (somehow) makes a career out of streaming games online and crosses (virtual) paths with Naruto Uzumaki, who happens to do the same thing. They fall in love over late night voice calls and nerd humor.

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    23 Mar 2026