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    When Luna Lovegood tried to stop Sirus Black from falling through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries, she accidently gets pulled in herself. What is a witch to do when shoved into the Dance of Dragons?

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    “I think Sirius Black was Bran the Builder,” Luna stated calmly, as if it wasn’t another crazy statement she was making.

    Aemond glanced at his brother. “And you want to marry her?”

    Aegon elbowed Aemond in the rib making the younger let out a groan. “Shut up! You know I’m desperate, you little shit.”

    “Your children would come out like that, Aegon.”

    “All the better to support your claim! Let me have simple minded girls like Helaena. Or a boy so dumb he drools and can't so much as tie his own shoe. Kind of like you, eh?”

    “Must you insult someone with every breath you take?” Aemond grumbled.

    “I do try my best, brother dear."

    Russian translation: https://ficbook.net/readfic/01920f78-bcd8-741f-a361-ef0e70576c2a

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    14 Aug 2026

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    “Recoveries are long and troublesome. Months. You won’t be able to play pickleball with Aegon for a long time.”

    “I already can’t play pickleball with him, or squash with Aerion, or tennis with Matarys. This is the problem. These are the problems.” Maekar gestured angrily at his own chest. “They go everywhere.

    Baelor knew this. Baelor appreciated them going everywhere—immensely.

    Or: The one where Maekar has anime jiggle physics.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    When Dumbledore died he definitely did not expect to reincarnate in a new world.

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    07 Aug 2026

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    ch 69

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    A man wakes up in a frozen hut south of the Wall with no memory, no name, and a status screen. He dies of hypothermia three times before he figures out how to keep a fire going.

    No noble birth. No convenient canon insertion point. Just a villager in the Gift in 288 AC, with a leveling system, an autosave that rewinds time when he dies, and the growing suspicion that he's not the first person the system has chosen.

    Gamer AU. OC SI. Slow-burn progression fantasy. Canon divergence.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    ch 68

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    “Perhaps the seeds of madness are sown in the womb.”

    Not for Aerion, no. Nor for Egg. But Daeron had always known. Since he was small, he saw the tapestries upon the walls burn above his cradle, and he knew. Drink or delirium, it did not matter. One way or another, his visions would be the death of him.

    He had not reckoned he would have to suffer more than one.

    The gods want something from Daeron. They must, to have devised so exceptional a hell. For why else would they have him live these days over and over?

    If they have chosen Daeron to change the future, they have chosen the wrong man. Daeron is not a hero. He never has been.

     

     

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    20 Jul 2026

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    ch 14

    I just feel some type of way about Daeron and his nigh endless torment. It's very Cassandra. and honestly the mix of depression and hopelessness and yet sacrifice, and yet love is just ughhhhhh