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You had been allowed to shadow Detective Harkness and that made you a very easy target for her anger.
And she had shown no signs of remembering the night you spent at her house a couple of weeks ago. Not that you cared.
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agatha is angry and you are angry and the result is the one everyone is hoping for
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you wake up from a dream with a sticky, wet situation. you can surely take care of it without agatha noticing, right?
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after your unfortunate foundation brush joke you just had to go over to Detective Harkness’ house to redeem yourself and show her all you can do
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agatha helps you release some tension after a bad day
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wanda accidentally super likes her college professor on a dating app and has to Deal With The Consequences (hmm i wonder what those will be)
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"That body is as much yours as it has ever been mine. More, maybe."
Agatha blinks. "That would mean something to me if you weren’t a massive freak of nature, honey."or: the one where Rio is Bigfoot
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27 Dec 2025
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“Rio!” Agatha called for her supervisor, her nose pressed against her computer screen and her back to the rest of the room. “Rio, can you have a quick look at this?”
At first: no reaction.
“Rio!”
But then—
“I’m gonna come!”
Agatha turned around with a speed that could’ve snapped her neck in half. “What?!”
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Two lesbian scientists and one of them doesn't speak English- Language:
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02 Nov 2025
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“Holy. Shit.”
Rio turns, brows raised. “What?”
Alice doesn’t answer, eyes locked on something past the crowd.
“Seriously, what is it?” Rio asks again.
Then Alice grabs her arm hard enough to nearly knock the drink out of her hand and points.
Rio follows with her eyes. And there, maybe twenty feet away, walking through a break in the crowd like some terrifying fashion shark is Agatha freaking Harkness.
“Didn’t you say your boss was straight? Then why does someone who looks exactly like her just happen to be at Pride...with what looks a whole lot like a hot, gorgeous, probably very gay date?”
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Rio lies and calls in sick so she can go to Pride on a workday.
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21 Sep 2025
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When Agatha gets a private message from someone in a Dungeons and Dragons server claiming to be a lesbian, she plays into the game, stringing along what she assumes to be some awkward incel and getting them way too seriously into the Discord daddy/kitten dynamic.
Agatha is very, very incorrect about who is on the other end of her screen. The problem she inevitably faces is how deep the teeth marks are going to be when this bites her in the ass.
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OR, yes, the agathario discord kitten au.Series
- Part 1 of agathario discord kitten au
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12 Aug 2025
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give me shelter, give me warmth by Magnolie for lovelovelies
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
16 Mar 2025
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At twenty-and-one, she should be old enough to understand such things, old enough to look for things in boys she likes, but somehow, she has never bothered, never felt neither the need nor the draw to it. She doesn’t like their deep voices, the way they carry themselves, how they drink, and curse, and shout. It annoys her to an extend that she avoids speaking to any of the young men in hopes no one of them will ever want to marry her. But then none of them have lips as plump or fingers and slender as Rio’s.
OR: The young man that has moved into the cottage up by the forest turns out to be something entirely different.
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13 Jul 2025