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Reality Checks for the Absurdly Wealthy by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
01 Feb 2025
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It’s 2 PM on a Tuesday and Jin Zixuan is curled up in the corner of a dingy basement laundry room, tears in his eyes as he struggles to understand why the universe—and this washing machine in particular—hates him.
And then the door squeaks open, and Zixuan’s only reaction is to stuff his face into his stupid quarter-zip like a cashmere fleece turtle.
“Is someone in here, or is the laundry room haunted again?” A man’s voice calls, and it’s almost jarring how friendly it is.“Again?” Zixuan hiccups.
Footsteps on the tile, and then there’s a man frowning down at him with open concern. “Aw, bud. Are you crying? Me too sometimes.” And he pops a squat, right there in front of the sad turtle man, and Zixuan gets a close up of the riot of tattoos on his arms and peeking through the gaping rips in his jeans. “I’m Wei Ying.”
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In which Jin Zixuan gets cut off and is quickly adopted by a pair of heavily-tattooed magpies who teach him how to do things like do laundry, ride the bus, and take control of his own stupid life.
An ode to friendship and emotional support dipshits.
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09 Oct 2026
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Hand in Hand Together (All Your Life) by sami
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Jan 2023
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He tells his sister, "There's a little boy in Yiling with no parents and he's in trouble. We have to go and find him."
His sister smiles and says, "This is a good story, A-Cheng. Tell me more."
"It's not a story," he says. He's frustrated by his own childish petulance, but he can't seem to stop it. "I'm from the future. I know."
His sister laughs, and he glares, and then she clears her throat and stops laughing, but still has a small, indulgent smile. "Of course, A-Cheng," she says. "And what's this little boy's name?"
"Wei Ying," he says, and his sister's smile freezes. "His name is Wei Ying, and his parents are Zangse Sanren and Wei Changze, and something bad has happened to them. Wei Ying is alone in Yiling and he needs help," he insists.
Jiang Cheng starts again from the beginning.
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- Part 42 of The Same Moon Shines
- Part 1 of Sunshine and Rainy Weather
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07 Oct 2026
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One year after the ending of the Fourth War, Sakura had thought everything was finally getting back to normal. Kakashi was training Naruto to be next Hokage, she was running the hospital system, and the village was built back up nearly as good as new. Sasuke, despite being pardoned by Kakashi, had left the village to wander the nations, and she hadn't heard from him in months, though she had been more than happy to keep it that way.
That is, until she ends up landing in the middle of Fire Country 2 decades in the past after he suddenly appears and sends her shooting through dimensions with his Rinnegan.
Upon realizing that she won't be getting back to her dimension or time, Sakura decides she might as well try and fix some shit.
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06 Oct 2026
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It appears that death was not on Sakura’s agenda after she finds herself alive despite what she had believed would be certain death.
Disillusioned with the world, her mind at war with itself, Sakura is back to square one.
Left grasping for reasons to live, she finds one: she will make sure Tobi dies, even if it is the last thing she does. And if the rest of the Akatsuki fall with him, all the better.
But the world doesn’t stop and wait for her. Day by day, whispers of war permeate every corner of society, threatening to drag her into the thick of it. And when a ghost from her past returns with the temptation of a family she never had, and when those who once abandoned her come seeking her aid, she is forced to decide.
What will she do when it becomes clear she must sacrifice her morals for a chance at happiness?
Should she close her heart completely and devote herself solely to revenge, or choose a side in a war where people she has grown to love stand on both fronts?
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- Part 2 of Preserve
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05 Oct 2026
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Betrayed by the world she swore to protect, Haruno Sakura disappears without a trace. Three years later, while the Fourth Great Ninja War rages on, rumors spread of a hidden island ruled by a young woman whose medicine saves lives as effortlessly as her poisons take them. As Konoha closes in on the truth, Sakura must decide whether the home she built is worth risking for the one that abandoned her.
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05 Oct 2026