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the ice tyrant and the summer violet by writerwren
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
17 Mar 2024
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Violet must marry the tyant Olaf to end a generations-long war. Doesn't mean she's going to go down without a fight, though.
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"I don’t deal with sad, weepy women.”
“And I don’t deal with pretentious, arrogant assholes.”
His lip twitched and his eyes scanned down her form. “Then I suppose we should part ways.”
“I suppose we should.”
The next morning came with a mild hangover, scratchy motel sheets, and Olaf’s body coiled around hers.
(in which violet is a single mom and entirely fed up with olaf's bullshit)
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the violence of devotion by writerwren for OurLittleSecretOkay
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
13 Nov 2021
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“My apologies, I didn’t realize it was a crime now to bring my wife on a cross-country vacation.”
She pressed her lips together to smooth out the lipstick and tried not to sound huffy. “It is when you leave her alone in a hotel room all day and come to bed smelling like smoke.”
“Ah. So, you’ve missed me.”
Her hands stilled and she glared at him. She wasn’t sure what she hated more: that he was right or that he could so easily detect the truth. “Don’t flatter yourself.”
Ten years after Violet and Olaf are the only ones to make it off the island, Violet grapples with the choices she's made as she accompanies Olaf to a meeting.
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- Part 1 of the violent man and the blood ballet
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just the two of us. well, three of us. by writerwren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2021
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a collection of moments throughout Hermione's pregnancy + the blossoming of Hermione and Remus' relationship
(sequel to where do we go from here?)
**on hiatus while i work on another fic :)**
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- Part 2 of where do we go from here?
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“'I, uh… I work at the Dixie Pixie Creamery, next to the Weasleys’ motel. You should… come by sometime. Maybe bring the campers? Or come alone. Or don’t come at all. Whatever you want to do. I’ll be there. Except on Fridays, I don’t work on Fridays-'
Remus placed his hand on her arm and immediately her ramblings caught in her throat. “I’ll stop by.” He smiled again and, with those three words, turned and walked away. With those three words, he had lit every nerve in Hermione’s body on fire."
A modern day AU in which Hermione is an aspiring lawyer who works in their small-town ice cream shop and Remus is the local kindergarten teacher. Pining and summer romance vibes ahead.
*rated M for language and mentions of sex*
**on hiatus while i work on another fic :)**
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- Part 1 of The Dixie Pixie Creamery
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the violent man and the blood ballet by writerwren
Fandom: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
14 Nov 2021
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Inherit a farm, learn beekeeping, fall in love, fall in love, cry yourself to sleep, cook some food, go clinically insane, or maybe it’s just magic, host a movie night, take tea with a shoggoth, or is he the town’s mayor, eat a sandwich, be in a sandwich, play some pool, triumph over evil, adopt a cat. Just, you know, the usual.
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- Part 1 of Always Meant to Bee
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20 Feb 2025
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Freaks Like Us by SofterSoftest
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
14 Feb 2025
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Count Olaf inducts Violet Baudelaire.
It might end up as their very first date.
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15 Feb 2025
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The Kissing Booth by SofterSoftest
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
01 Dec 2024
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Violet waits in line at Olaf's kissing booth.
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01 Dec 2024
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“For the record,” she blurted before she could stop herself, “You aren’t ‘old and wretched.’ In fact you look -” Hermione cut herself off, her brain catching up before she could say something truly disastrous like "even better than before" or worse yet, "utterly edible".
“ - the same.” She finished lamely. “Since I last saw you ten years ago, you still look - er - the same.”
At this, Remus burst into good-natured laughter, rocking back on his heels.
“Thank goodness for small mercies,” he said, eyes crinkling at Hermione. “Has it really been ten years since I saw you last?” he asked.
Hermione nodded with a small smile.
He fell quiet, gazing steadily at her, chewing thoughtfully on his bottom lip.
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Remus Lupin has been doing important research on an island in the middle of nowhere for years. When he finally gets a Research Assistant, he is shocked to see that it's Hermione Granger. She doesn't need him to be as excited as she is, she knows her presence is a surprise...she's just hoping it's not an unwelcome one.