xendeer
Recent bookmarks
-
Cats in Bags and Beans Unspilled by boredshyandbi
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
"What else you got in that backpack? Social security card? Spare key to the Spidey bachelor-pad? You’re lucky no one’s stolen your shit yet.”
Peter hesitated for just a moment, and instantly regretted it. Too late, Deadpool had already noticed whatever microexpression had given him away, and pounced on it.
Deadpool gasped. “No fucking way.”
Or, Peter Parker is not as good at the secret identity thing as he thinks he is, and Deadpool gains a few (metaphorical) gray hairs.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,575
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 327
- Kudos:
- 1,704
- Bookmarks:
- 275
- Hits:
- 17,611
Bookmarked by xendeer
17 Aug 2026
-
let me explain by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 Jan 2022
Tags
Summary
Wade scoffs, shaking his head and elbowing Peter in the side. “Sure,” he says, sarcastic. “That’s why your spidey-sense doesn’t see me.”
Peter’s on the verge of laughing, wanting to join Wade in his amusement, but he freezes. His entire body goes still. He finds himself staring at a roof three buildings over, not even looking at anything. Two blocks away, a car alarm finally shuts off.
“I never told you that,” Peter says, the realization startling him.
Or: Peter's starting to realize just how much Wade knows about him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,505
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 558
- Kudos:
- 20,548
- Bookmarks:
- 4,121
- Hits:
- 121,210
Bookmarked by xendeer
13 Aug 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Thanks to Alastor's nefarious schemes, everyone's having a delightfully awful day. Alas, this is the only day he'll be seeing for a while; Every dawn, the day resets. And of course, this is all Lucifer's fault.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 79,704
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Comments:
- 470
- Kudos:
- 816
- Bookmarks:
- 217
- Hits:
- 14,004
Bookmarked by xendeer
21 Jul 2026
-
Bedtime Rituals to Try out Before the Next Angelic War by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2024
Tags
Summary
He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.
In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 43,929
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 857
- Kudos:
- 4,366
- Bookmarks:
- 1,403
- Hits:
- 73,336
Bookmarked by xendeer
16 Jul 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Alastor decides to use experimental technology to cure his one-sided semi-psychosexual obsession with Vox. Results may vary.
Meanwhile, Vox learns the hard way that his actions have consequences, even if he doesn't remember them.
Series
- Part 2 of Research & Development
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 70,759
- Chapters:
- 11/12
- Comments:
- 452
- Kudos:
- 1,006
- Bookmarks:
- 159
- Hits:
- 23,239
Bookmarked by xendeer
19 Jun 2026