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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    After forgetting both their wallets on a grocery run, Edd and Tord (mostly Tord) decide to find another way to avoid paying. With Tord’s newly invented memory-erasure gun, he shoots the cashier so they can lie about already paying (don’t worry, Edd, it only makes them forget their relationships. They’ll still remember who they are!) — little does he expect the beam to hit him instead.

    Lesson learned: Don’t try to erase people’s memories with your gun. You might end up thinking the roommate you hate is your husband instead.

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    06 Aug 2026

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    EW typical shenanigans w tomtord deliciousness

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    “You’re saying that whoever’s country wins gets to fuck the loser?” Tord’s jaw practically hung open. “The winner gets to top? Those are the stakes?”

    “Those are the stakes,” Tom confirmed, nodding once; no going back now. “Are you in or out?”

     

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    The World Cup dictates the sex lives of Tom and Tord.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    FUCK FOR THE WORLD CUP FIFA DEMANDS IT OF YOU 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇳🇴

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    "Pressured_Solace is streaming again!!" "Quick, let's watch him!"

    "Whoa someone send a donation of 1000!!" "IS THAT Jellycatfished?!"

    You happen to be a famous gaming streamer, called Jellycatfished, who happened to live together with a certain raven haired guy. The twist? You don't know that your roommate Sebastian is also a famous streamer, called Pressured_Solace. While crushing on each others streaming personas in between video collabs and donations, you hate each other in real life, not knowing about each others secret hobbies.

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    10 Oct 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    "We've crossed through one tunnel already, saw the light at the end of that road. This is another one now. We're back at the start."

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    05 Oct 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 73

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    It's been a decade since you last saw your husband. Ten long years of uncertainty and loss. He was taken from you, sentenced to be exterminated. And the news of his death doesn't register in your mind for a very long time.

    You exhausted every possible ways to find him, not believing his death is real, denying it vehemently, but after five fruitless years, you had to accept that he was truly gone. There was nothing more you could do.

    Since then, you've buried yourself in your work as a field scientist, hoping to fill the void and forget the loneliness that now defines your life. The only person who ever truly cared for you is gone, and you are left to navigate the world alone.

    Life, in its relentless unpredictability, suddenly transfers you to Hadal Blacksite, an underwater facility, in response to an emergency. This facility is dedicated to extensive research on underwater creatures, a field far removed from your expertise.

    Thrown into this unfamiliar environment, you focus on following orders, trying to adapt to your new reality.

    ... But nothing could prepare you for the task at hand: interrogating a giant mercreature.

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    17 Sep 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this ate

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