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  1. Rec 41

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    Josuke goes to Okuyasu's house after school one day, and inside of his bedroom, he finds a secret stash of porn under his bed. Although upset and embarrassed, Okuyasu shares something private with Josuke, and they both find something out about the other.

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    23 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 91

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    “Yes, of course, just a moment,” the waitress says. “I just want to say, you two make such a cute couple.”

    “That’s us,” Mista says, clearly caught off guard. “Me and Romeo, a couple. Coupling it up on the high seas, like a couple. ‘Cause we’re a couple.”

    “Overselling it,” Giorno says under his breath.

    The waitress does not seem to notice. “I just have to know,” she gushes. “How did you two meet?”

    “Skydiving,” Mista says in blind panic, as Giorno says, “At a restaurant.” They share a bewildered look with each other.

    “We first met at a restaurant, through a mutual friend,” Giorno says carefully, which is actually pretty close to the truth.

    “A skydiving restaurant,” Mista blurts out. “Eating while jumping out a plane. It’s very common in the South of Italy.”

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    Giorno and Mista have to go on an undercover mission on a couples cruise ship as Romeo Romano and Marco Rossi to track down a Stand user. This would be fine, except they're dumbasses, and then Mista gets hit by a memory Stand which makes him forget the whole experience. Shenanigans ensue.

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    12 Jul 2026

  3. Rec 56

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    After Giorno becomes boss of Passione, there's some changes as to how the gang's run. Other things change too, but Mista was sure he was just making it up through wishful thinking until Giorno invites him to stay for the night.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    As reluctant as Caesar is to admit it, the more time he spends around Joseph, the more he discovers about his character, the less objectionable he finds him, overall. Yes, he’s crude and loud and naïve and obnoxious and cocky and vain and tactless. He’s also kind, and straightforward, and competent, and strong, and honest, and lively, and… magnetic. Caesar’s equally attracted to and repulsed by him, or at least he would’ve said equally up until whatever time he realized he’s spending less time wishing he could kick his ass than he is wishing he could pin him to the floor and make him forget his own name.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Then Bruno turns to him, eyebrow raised, his black hair rustled lightly by the wind. “Did you just teach our daughter how to apply a slutty eyeliner?”

    Leone stutters at that. He didn’t expect Bruno to mention it… and if Bruno were to mention it he expected a stern talking to, not… this.

    For a moment he’s speechless, staring dumbly at Bruno. Then his mind catches up to him, and he smiles despite himself. “Did you just refer to Trish as our daughter?”

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    25 Jun 2026