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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    phil wants to try something new in the bedroom

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    09 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    "Hold on," Dan interrupted him, "wait. You don't. Like soup. Soup. Vegetables and water. And olives. Olives are amazing. Soup is amazing. Are you even real?"

    "I think, yeah. There are theories and on-going bets that I'm secretly an alien but other than that, I'm real and human."

    "You do know that I'm everything but reassured, right?"

    Phil shots a beamy smile at him, showing the tip of his tongue trapped between the side of his crooked teeth. Oh, his entire face lit up.

    "Oops," Phil giggled. "Is there a thing that people like and you don't?"

    Dan raked his brain to get to see Phil's smile again, "Colours."

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    OR another tattoo artist x florist AU but they fall fast and burn slowly :)

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    07 Oct 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Dan can't sleep because tomorrow he is sending his best friend down the aisle to marry someone else. Everything changes when he gets a visitor in the middle of the night.

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    06 Oct 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    When they were safely bundled into an uber and Phil had his cold nose pressed against Dan’s neck, Dan said, “I told you you didn’t like walks in the countryside.”

    Phil smiled, pressing his cold nose against Dan's neck and making him yelp slightly, “I’m still really glad we went, even if I complained the whole time."

    Dan snorted teasingly, “Oh really? What happened to the ‘I’m so cold and my feet hurt so much, why did you ever let me leave the house?’ Phil of 10 minutes ago?"

    “He got warm and cosy and sat down.” Phil sighed happily.

    "It's a good job I love you even when you're complaining." Dan told him fondly, pressing a kiss to his blond hair.

    *D and P go on an Autumn walk and Phil complains the whole time, they meet a lovely Uber driver who makes Dan introspective and both of them are very soft and in love*

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    03 Oct 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    What do you do when the neediest pillow princess bottom has a dick handcrafted by God?

    Obviously you get a replica of it made so he can fuck himself with it. Duh.

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    03 Oct 2026