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Wicked Games by astervaleblack
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
02 Nov 2025
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After getting expelled for “creative differences” with a smoke machine, Rodrick Heffley is shipped to the suburbs to live with his artsy cousin Janis Ian and finish out his senior year at North Shore High. His band is on life support, his report card looks like a horror movie, and the only way he’s allowed to play Battle of the Bands is if he drags his grades out of the crypt.
Enter Regina George—former queen bee, and currently running a rebrand from “terrifying” to “tolerable.” She needs a public image refresh and a boyfriend who screams “I have layers.” While he needs tutoring, a parole officer for his homework, and someone who can bully him into passing senior year.
A deal is struck: fake dating for optics; makeover (for his report card) in exchange for another makeover (but this time for her soul… allegedly if she does have one that is).
UPDATE 11/01/25: i'm gonna crash out because of all these AI allegations against me! like what do i have to do to prove my innocence?! i already gave my explanation and evidence in chapter 14! what more do you people want from me?! 😭😭
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- Part 1 of Punk Plastic Collection
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18 Oct 2025
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From The Wrath Of Gods And Monsters by friendlyforrest
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer
30 Dec 2024
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Telemachus finds the strength to face the suitors as a mysterious figure slaughters them from the shadows.
--“Left the weapons unlocked. Stupid,” a different suitor taunts. He kicks Telemachus’ dagger far from his reach and Telemachus watches it skitter from his view in despair. “They’re ours for the taking.” he kneels down to Telemachus’ eye level. “Just like your mother.”
Telemachus snarls and lunges for him but there are hands on his shoulders, holding him back and hoisting him up. “Don’t you dare–” A punch to his gut stops him. He heaves, body unable to hunch in on himself due to the suitors forcing him upright.
“Come, brothers,” he hears a voice say. “Take a weapon, be sure to arm yourselves. There is still a chance we can win against this madman.” The man walks to Telemachus and gestures to the two suitors. They let him go but before Telemachus can stumble away, the back of his neck is grabbed in an unyielding grip. “If we kill his runt.”
“No!”
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Or, with no animatics to cry over I am left to write my own scenes on how it played out.
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25 Dec 2024
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A narrative and lyrical capture of the events of Would You Fall in Love With Me Again, with a focus on Odysseus.
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The real canon relationship between a wet cat murderhobo and a queen with monster(rawr rawr rawr)fucker tendencies.
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25 Dec 2024
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In a world where soulmates have the ability to write on each other's skin, Spike finds himself shackled to a five-year-old Buffy, who (for once) listens to her mother's advice about not handing out personal information. With no way of tracking the annoyance down, Spike is forced to endure a decade of unavoidable communication.
When Spike finally arrives in Sunnydale and discovers his soulmate is none other than the Slayer, he revels in the notion of a destined death match, but the Powers That Be have other plans...
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18 Jun 2023
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Actually pretty accurate to the characters’ personalities— but with better decision making skills that are wAYYY less hurtful and hypercritical towards buffy <333 Spike is still a dork that is absolutely lovable!!! His character will always be my fav <3, and well.. angel is there— asleep LOL!!! That ending made me so happy. I fucking hate him HAJSBGAHSBD.
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it's like your heart is an ocean (in the waves i am floating) by margiela
Fandoms: ENHYPEN (Band)
08 Feb 2022
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Grand gestures are Jongseong’s thing, but Jungwon thinks Jongseong loving him is the grandest of them all.
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23 Jul 2022