zaiBITES
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- Dream SMP (32)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (17)
- Video Blogging RPF (16)
- 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs (6)
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Dazai and Chuuya had seen each other for the first time a few weeks ago…
…and it was just Chuuya yelling the entire time.
So of course the second time they met up they were in a bar, Chuuya had clearly had a few too many to drink so Dazai was the sober one, surprisingly.
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Dazai and Chuuya (kinda) attempt to talk abt their feelings n stuff, that goes as well as you can imagineOr, or,
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your not the only one with a schedule by zaiBITES
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
09 Feb 2024
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Dazai rolled his eyes and closed them again, not falling back asleep though, only resting. You may be wondering, if Dazai wakes up so early, why is he always late to work? Well, his body is dumb and can’t work properly when he first wakes up.
His body felt incredibly heavy, as if someone was sitting on his chest. It was near impossible to move, it was like he wasn’t in control of his person, only making suggestions to whoever was actually controlling him. Even when he was able to move each slight movement made his body ache and cry out in pain.
So yeah, there was absolutely no way Dazai would be able to get up in time for work, even with the 2 hours he had before work actually started. If he even tried to get up it would take so much energy that he would be panting by the end of it and collapse to the floor anyways.
or, Dazai being sad and in pain for almost 2 thousand words :p
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Hands are gross. I dont mean yours!! by zaiBITES
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
28 Jan 2024
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The blood was slowly oozing from the numerous small cuts he had made on his wrist. He barely even remembered doing that.
“Call Chuuya '' A traitorus voice in his head whispered.
No. He shouldn’t. Couldn’t, even. Chuuya probably wouldn’t even care. He would probably tell Dazai to stop bothering him. Afterall, it had only been a couple weeks after they had seen each other after four years.
or, dazai hurts himself and calls chuuya to help him and they cuddle
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“It’s not a joke.” He whispered, his smile fading from his face. His hands shook, maybe he needed a drink.
Kunikidas mouth snapped shut for a moment before opening again, “What-?”
“It's not a joke.” Dazai’s voice was loud, almost yelling but not quite. His hands trembled, a mix from the cold river water and the anger coursing through him. “It's not a joke”
or, dazai finally snaps at the armed detective agency (more specifically kunikida lol)
or, or, me projecting again, who would've thought?? -
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He set his elbows on the table and leaned forward against them, “How would you feel about committing a double suicide with me?” Dazai said with his usual flirty grin.
(Was it really flirty? Dazai was pretty sure that's just how he smiled-)
Blush spread across the waitresses face as his words, Kunikida grew even more angry.
(Dazai had just been speaking the truth, the woman was indeed quite attractive. In fact Dazai hadn’t even noticed the blush on her face-)
“O-oh, well, I wouldn’t be interested in that but…I would go on a date with you?” She asked hesitantly.
As soon as the words left her mouth Dazai’s grin dropped to a frown and he leaned back in his seat.
“Nevermind then, I’m not interested. '' He waved her off, and that's when Kunikida lost it.
Or, Aromantic Dazai doesn't understand flirting-
(aka, me projecting lols)
Recent bookmarks
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Count Drac-Man by Amaxe
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Jul 2019
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The one where the Avengers think Spider-Man is a psychopathic serial killer, and Peter thinks they are after his identity. The real question everyone should be asking: Who is the murderer? Insanity ensues.
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Aunt May wipes the street with these boys.
TL:DR Shameless crack, a pinch of angst, and a reveal or two thrown in.
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- Part 2 of Awkward Encounters (AKA my crack shorts)
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- English
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- 12,106
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- 4/4
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- 68
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14 Jul 2025
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5+1 Times The Agency Learnt New About Dazai and The One Time He Tells Them Something by asterisms0
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
21 Apr 2020
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Dazai was an enigma. People could never figure him out; the detective agency weren’t any different, Ranpo was the closest but even he couldn’t break through the stone walls completely.
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5 times the agency discovered something about Dazai and 1 time he told them something.
- Language:
- English
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- 5,527
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- 6/6
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- 1
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- 48
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08 Dec 2023
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Peter Parker meets the Rogue Avengers by PBandJ_Parker1102
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
23 Jun 2025
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Just a Poptart disagreement, a mad teenager, and an exposed secret.
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Peter Parker meets the (pardoned) Rogue Avengers after Germany and is not happy about it.
Bookmarked by zaiBITES
30 Jun 2025
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Ford has to learn how to be Stan's brother again. This involves a lot of learning about Stan's scars, and Stan has a lot of scars.
Bookmarked by zaiBITES
05 Oct 2023
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Abducted or Adopted? by Starling12 for bitsinboots
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
16 Oct 2022
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He thinks that they don’t know he’s intelligent. With how kind they just seem to be, he doesn’t think they would do this to an actual person. So maybe he just needs to prove himself to them, and they’ll show him human—er, alien—decency.
Yeah. Ok. How hard can that be?Or: Inspired by bitsinboots's 'Flying Saucer Attack'/continued from it, Tommy has been abducted/adopted by the SBI who believe he's a pet. Misunderstandings and fluff ensue!
Series
- Part 1 of Abducted or Adopted?
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 10/10
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Bookmarked by zaiBITES
30 Aug 2023