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“It was the girlfriend, did it.” Lestrade looked apologetic. “Actually.”
“What girlfriend?” Sherlock snarled.
“The live-in girlfriend of the woman you said was the murderer.”
“Well,” John offered. “You got as far as the bedroom, anyway. Just pointed to the wrong side of the bed.” He tried to smile.
Sherlock tented his fingers against his chin, closed his eyes.
“Breathe, Sherlock,” John prompted quietly. “Are you breathing? You’re not breathing.”
Lestrade was practically squirming. “S’alright, mate. You’ll get the next one.”
Sherlock stormed out; the swirl of his coat blew the file off Lestrade’s desk.
“Translation: Fuck right off, mate.”
