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The Class 1-A Machine Broke

Summary:

death by decaf has added 20 people to Class 1-A Chatroom!
death by decaf has given moderator privileges to Yaoyorozu and Iida!

death by decaf: This chatroom is for you to communicate more efficiently and leisure.
death by decaf: don't @ me unless someone is dying

death by decaf has gone offline!

Uraraka: ...well that was something

Chapter 1: New Chatroom, who dis?

Notes:

Chat names

 

Students

Midoriya- ima deku in the face
Iida- emergency exit
Uraraka- spacejam/Samus
Todoroki- freezerburn
Bakugou- kingexplodokill
Kirishima- let's start a RIOT
Tsuyu- frogger
Ayoma- ~Sparkle~
Tokoyami- quoth the raven
Shoji- squidkid
Kaminari- tazer tag
Jirou- mp3
Momo- alchemist in training
Sero- nice try!/ ducktape
Mina- alien queen/ Meenah Peixes
Koda- petting zoo
Satou- sugar & spice
Hagakure- ghost girl
Ojiro- bruce lee
Mineta (only for 2 chapters)- grape soda

Teachers

Aizawa- death by decaf

Chapter Text



Class 1-A Chatroom



death by decaf has added 20 people to Class 1-A Chatroom!

death by decaf has given moderator privileges to Yaoyorozu and Iida!

 

death by decaf: This chatroom is for you to communicate more efficiently and leisure.

death by decaf: don't @ me unless someone is dying

 

death by decaf has gone offline!

 

Uraraka: ...well that was something

Kaminari: YO

 

Kaminari has changed their nickname to tazer tag!

 

tazer tag: GROUP CHAAAT!

Sero: nicknames?! dude change mine!

tazer tag: :D

tazer tag: if you say so

 

tazer tag has changed Sero nickname to Nice Try!

 

Nice Try: NOT TO THAT!!!

Ashido: I got u bae

 

Ashido has changed Nice Try nickname to ducktape!

 

ducktape: thaaaaaank u my queen

 

Ashido has changed their nickname to alien queen

 

alien queen: all hail

Todoroki: what exactly is this?

Midoriya: Oh! It's a group chat

Midoriya: It's mostly for talking or sharing info

tazer tag: AND  M E M E S

tazer tag: don't forget the memes

Iida: ...

 

Iida has changed their nickname to emergency exit!

 

Uraraka: IIDA IM WHEEZING!

Asui: omfg Iida that is great XD

tazer tag: dammit! I was gonna change it to Sonic but IT WON'T LET ME!

tazer tag: :(

emergency exit: As a moderator you can't change my nickname.

emergency exit: ...And that would be very unoriginal as my brother's chat client name is that.

Kirishima: OMFG INGENIUM GOES BY SONIC ON DISCORD IM  D Y I N G !

 

tazer tag has changed Kirishima nickname to let's start a RIOT!

tazer tag has changed Asui nickname to frogger!

tazer tag has changed Uraraka nickname to spacejam!

 

let's start a RIOT: fair

spacejam: how about no

 

spacejam has changed their nickname to Samus!

 

tazer tag: LJSAKJDKSHLASJHDKJFSAHKSA

Samus: ( ⋂‿⋂ )

ducktape: YOU PLAY METROID?!

Samus: Played. Beaten. High Score at my old arcade.

frogger: hot <3

Samus: thanks babe <3

Hagakure: GAY

Jirou: I mean you aren't better

Hagakure: just because it's true doesn't mean you should say it

Hagakure: my bi ass is here to stay!

 

Hagakure has changed their nickname to ghost girl!

Jirou has changed their nickname to mp3!

mp3 has changed Yaoyorozu nickname to alchemist in training!

 

alchemist in training: AKSLDJJSAKCFHDFKJF,HLASKJFJKLHSDLKJHFSEFHJSD

alchemist in training: I MEAN

alchemist in training: YOU'RE NOT WRONG

mp3: XD

Bakugou: wtf is this?!

let's start a RIOT: Bakubro!

Bakugou: first off: STOP CALLING ME THAT

Bakugou: second off:

 

Bakugou has changed their nickname to kingexplodokill!

 

kingexplodokill: better

Ojiro: ... I'm curious to where that particular name came from but I don't want to be blown up today.

kingexplodokill: Wise move

Midoriya: It's his gamertag from back when he was 8

kingexplodokill: SHUT THE FUCK UP DEKU!

 

Midoriya has changed their nickname to ima deku in the face!

 

ima deku in the face: fite me

tazer tag: OFKJSKJSAFKJLSFAKLSDLSDL MIDORI

ducktape: I CAN'T BREATH OMFG

Tokoyami: I hear explosions. What is happening?

Shoji: Scroll up

Tokoyami: Ah.

Tokoyami: Well then

 

Tokoyami has changed their nickname to quoth the raven!

Shoji has changed their nickname to Squidkid!

 

quoth the raven: I’ll be planing Midoriya’s funeral now

Squidkid: And before you say anything: It's not Splatoon related.

Squidkid: My grandfather called me that as a small child so I use it as a username

Squidkid: deal with it

 

Koji has changed their nickname to petting zoo!

 

petting zoo: ⊂((・▽・))⊃

Squidkid: thank you for your support koji

Ojiro: Guess it's my turn? Well me and

 

Ayoma has changed their nickname to ~Sparkles~!

Satou has changed their nickname to sugar & spice!

 

Ojiro: ...

~Sparkles~: owo what's this?

sugar & spice: sorry I was taking some brownies out of the oven

alien queen: BROWNIES! IM OMW!

ducktape: you know I just realized mina IS an alien queen!

 

ducktape has changed alien queen nickname to Meenah Peixes !

 

Meenah Peixes: HOW DARE-

ducktape: }:)

Meenah Peixes: I GLUBING LOVE IT! 38)

mp3: that escalated quickly

ima deku you in the face: IM ALIVE!

kingexplodokill : barely

kingexplodokill: just wait deku! Shitty hair can't stop me forever!

ima deku you in the face: if you murder me you won't get any more of my mom's curry

kingexplodokill : ...

kingexplodokill : ...fine. you can live a bit longer

let's start a RIOT: HOLY SHIT HOW-

Todoroki : ...so

 

Todoroki changed their nickname to freezerburn!

 

freezerburn : is this correct?

ima deku you in the face: AKLKFSJRKLSJKJALKFJSKHFJAKLRELKER

freezerburn : ?

ima deku you in the face : Todoroki you're doing fine :)

Samus : it fits!

emergency exit: indeed it does!

Ojiro : Welp!

 

Ojiro has changed their nickname to bruce lee!

 

bruce lee: there

bruce lee: I am complete now!

ghost girl: Mashi! I'm so proud! <3

bruce lee : <3

Tazer tag: HOLD UP!

mp3 : since when did you two happen?!

ghost girl: since the battle trials!

Meenah Peixes: W H A T ? !

frogger : I mean they've been really open about it too

frogger : they were holding hands while watching the sports festival

quoth the raven: I see them occasionally at the cafe I frequent

kingexplodokill : they were making out of the couch earlier.

kingexplodokill : you fuckers need to pay more attention!

ima deku you in the face: Welp! I'ma log off for the night

 

Mineta has changed their name to grape soda!

 

19 people has just logged off

 

grape soda: Huh?

grape soda : where'd everyone go?