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2020-06-19
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Wholly Stupid Discord Group Chat

Summary:

whollies (and cam too ig) in a discord group chat during the coronavirus pandemic. the most canon-divergent thing you'll ever read because well. high school au. except miracolina and lev are in middle school. more characters will be added gradually rn there's only five of them

Chapter 1: lev sweaty your keysmash game is weak. step it up.

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Welcome to the beginning of dumb fucks group.

 

----------------May 4, 2020----------------

 

nutpea 5:01 AM

yo

 

tax fraud

connor what the fuck

it's 5am

 

Lev

I chose a stupid night to forget to silence my phone

Go to bed

 

nutpea

no

a normal sleep schedule doesn't exist in quarantine 

 

tax fraud

we still have online school dumbass

 

nutpea

and? 

 

tax fraud

and you have to fucking wake up at eight in the fucking morning for class

three hours from now

and so do i

 

nutpea

i haven't joined a class zoom call since march

 

tax fraud 

you're going to fail tenth grade

 

nutpea

nah i do the homework and get good test scores 

 

tax fraud 

which smart kid are you blackmailing

 

nutpea

that's between me and the kid

 

Lev

Please go to bed I'm so tired

 

nutpea 

no

 

tax fraud

no 

 

Lev

I get Connor but Risa why won't you sleep

 

tax fraud

i've been up all night writing an essay on some science shit 

 

Lev

+uhff=+++===j===++h=;hh-=hi hi +j hi hg ===it +=

 

nutpea

what. 

why does it say he's still typing 

what could he possibly have to say that could top the genius of "+uhff=+++===j===++h=;hh-=hi hi +j hi hg ===it +=" 

 

tax fraud

lev sweaty your keysmash game is weak. step it up. 

 

Lev

hfjjjjjhhhjjjjjhbbhjjjhhhjbhhjbhjjgjgjgjjgjkgkgkjjhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhhhjhjjjjjjjhhjkjjjjkmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

tax fraud

i think he fell asleep

 

nutpea 

well he's still fucking typing so what do i do

 

Lev 

jjjjnnmmmmm

 

tax fraud

kick him from the damn group

 

nutpea 

you do it

 

tax fraud

i can't you fucking dimwit you created the group 

 

nutpea 

feisty

 

tax fraud

i can and will shatter your ribcage

 

nutpea

okok jeez

 

← nutpea removed Lev from the group.

 

tax fraud 

so anyway

i have a science essay to do

bye

 

← tax fraud left the group. 

 

nutpea

love you too 💕💖💓💞💖💝💗💞💕💓💘