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Sunny >>> Basil
12:24 PM
Sunny: hi.
Sunny sent an image.
Kel >>> Aubrey
2:36 PM
Kel: aubrey
Kel: aubreyyyyyy
Kel: dont ignore meeeee
Kel: :(((((((
Kel: OKAY COME ON NOW I SAW THAT
Kel: I KNOW UR ONLINE
Kel: plssssssss insult me if u gotta just say somethinggggg
Aubrey: Dumbass idiot really thought u could win a 7v2 fight with a basketball
Kel: if no one got me i know ur desire to make fun of me got me
Aubrey: What do you want
Kel: would u be more or less likely to listen to me if i said i missed u and was lonely
Aubrey: Less
Kel: well 2 bad bc its true
Kel: i miss u :( and im lonely :(
Kel: i wanna hang out!!!
Aubrey: Ugh. Fine.
Aubrey: I guess I could go for a pizza at Gino's or smth.
Kel: wait no u gotta come over to my house. i cant leave
Aubrey: ...why
Kel: hero
Aubrey: That explains literally nothing idiot
Kel: last time i left the house when i came back he looked at me and was like "what, went to see BASIL?" all angry
Kel: idrk what im sposed to say to that so id rather not chance it :/
Aubrey: Oh.
Aubrey: He's still...?
Kel: YES
Kel: i dont wanna hold it against him or anything bc i get it i rly do
Kel: but i s2g aubrey if i have to go ONE MORE DAY left alone with him like this im gonna lose my mind
Aubrey: So what, u want to subject me to it too??
Kel: miserys better in company n all that jazz
Aubrey: Ugh.
Aubrey: Fine.
Aubrey: I'm bored anyways.
Kel: thank u aubrey i owe u my life
Aubrey: I'll take ur player one controller instead, actually
Kel: FUCK
Aubrey: >:)
Kel: :'(
7:58 PM
Aubrey: Holy shit you weren't kidding.
Kel: i told you!!!!
Aubrey: I almost pity you. That was. tense.
Aubrey: "Oh. Aubrey. You've decided to visit. I see." Bitch what does that fucking tone mean!!!!
Kel: i have to deal with this every single day aubrey!!!!! i share a room with this man!!!!
Kel: literally the other day i was hungey and made some mac n cheese and he walked in the kitchen and said "What do you think your doing?" and i was like "uhhh making macaroni?" and he said "Cant you just eat a snack? All your doing is making a mess in the kitchen. Clean up when your done at least" and then left
Kel: save me aubrey
Aubrey: Dude, he said that?
Aubrey: Yanno, I don't think I've ever seen Hero this mad before...
Aubrey: It's kinda. Yikes.
Kel: lol i have
Kel: thats just the power of the little brother i guess
Aubrey: Okay but even when you were your little shittiest he never??? Got angry like this???
Kel: thats bc those were like, one time things and he was always given a chance to calm down
Kel: he hasnt rly had the chance to let all his anger out yet tho so hes just kinda. stewing
Aubrey: I'm probably not saying anything you don't already know but...that doesn't sound good?
Kel: eh
Kel: i prefer angry hero to depressed hero.
Kel: if he snaps at me he snaps at me. at least angry hero eats every day
Aubrey: Dude
Kel: ?
Aubrey: If you haven't done anything wrong then he shouldn't yell at you...
Kel: wut r u talking about lol i was joking
Aubrey: Look dumbass I know I'm a dick to you a lot but I'm serious. I don't give a fuck how angry he is at Sunny and Basil, bc your not Sunny OR Basil, and he shouldn't take it out on you.
Kel: um
Kel: uh
Kel: ok lol
Aubrey: Kel. I'm serious.
Kel: aubrey dude its okay. like its not a big deal
Aubrey: You sure?
Kel: yeah lol its fine
Aubrey: Hm.
Kel: haha n e way wouldja look at the time!!! wowzers sure is late i better go to bed soon!!! talktoyoutomorrowbye!!!
Aubrey: Idiot its only 8
Aubrey: Kel
Aubrey: Kel I know for a FACT you've never gone to sleep this early in your life
Aubrey: Ugh whatever asshole. gn
Basil >>> Sunny
1:33 PM
Basil: Oh!!! Sunny!!!!
Basil: Hi!!!!
Basil: Um.... Whats that?????
Sunny: reminded me of you
Basil: Um. I see???
Sunny sent an image.
Basil: Uh. Okay...
Basil: OH!!! I have one!!!
Basil sent an image.
Basil: This is you!!!
Sunny: lol
Aubrey >>> Kel
3:18 PM
Aubrey: Kel what the FUCK is this.
Kel: huh
Kel: ???
Aubrey sent an image.
Aubrey: What the FUCK is in your driveway.
Kel: OH
Kel: aljfaldgj sally drew that
Aubrey: No she fucking didnt shes like three months old
Kel: no??? shes like a year and a half now
Kel: shes crawling around n shit shes more than capable of holding chalk
Aubrey: WHAT
Kel: aubrey omg youve SEEN her did u rly think she was a newborn
Aubrey: Shut your fucking the up
Kel: hdaljglkajdligjiahidh
Kel: hey wait a minute
Kel: why are you in my driveway??? tf
Aubrey: Bc I wasn't lying yesterday when I said I wanted some Gino's.
Aubrey: So we're getting Gino's.
Kel: dude i already told u abt heros weird passive aggressiveness
Aubrey: Oh my god you dumbass why do you think I walked all the way over here then? I'll literally just tell him myself that we're going to Gino's.
Kel: hell just ask if were meeting basil there
Aubrey: Fuck it, I'll just invite Hero to come with us then
Kel: w
Aubrey: You got a problem with that
Kel: yea what if we see basil on the way there!!!!
Aubrey: Idk you can distract him or smth. You're good at that.
Kel: i guess....
Kel: ughhhhhh and i guess itd be good to get him out of the house too.....
Kel: ur right lets take him
Aubrey: I'm always right. Now let me in
Kel: fine fine wtvr
Sunny >>> Basil
4:13 PM
Sunny sent an image.
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Basil: Hey um,,, are we ever gonna,,, actually talk??? About things???
Sunny: not rn. later
Sunny sent an image.
Basil: Understandable
Basil sent an image.
Sunny sent an image.
Kel >>> Aubrey
5:31 PM
Kel: AUBREY IM SORRYYYYYY
Kel: PLS DONT IGNORE ME AGAIN DDDDD:
Aubrey: KEL WHAT THE FUCK EVEN WAS THAT
Kel: IM SORRYYYYYY
Aubrey: KEL YOU DUMB FUCK YOU ARE LITERALLY ON THE FUCKING BASKETBALL TEAM HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP A THROW THAT BAD
Kel: AKSJDLFJAKSDJFOJ JJSLFJ I DONT KNOW IT JUST HAPPENED
Aubrey: I thought you were the one that was so worried abt Hero being mad!!!! Why were you throwing shit in there in the first place!!!!
Kel: look,
Aubrey: Seriously, I thought he was gonna lose it!!! What the fuck is wrong with you!
Kel: local med student finally snaps at pizza place, more at 7
Aubrey: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Aubrey: YOU'RE LITERALLY THE WORST
Kel: SORRY SORRY
Aubrey: Seriously dude, you were way more annoying than usual today. My jacket's ruined now. It's almost like you were trying to piss Hero off.
Kel: ha
Aubrey: No way
Kel: H A
Aubrey: KEL.
Kel: i promise i have a good reason,
Aubrey: YOU BETTER WTF THATS SO SHITTY
Kel: NONONO ITS ALL A PART OF MY MASTER PLAN
Aubrey: You have a plan.
Kel: yes
Aubrey: And this plan. Involves pissing off Hero.
Kel: also yes
Aubrey: Explain.
Kel: okay well um. you remember when we were all visiting the cemetary? and we all talked about...stuff?
Aubrey: ...yes.
Kel: well ive just uh been thinking abt it.
Kel: after mari...died.. hero was super depressed. we wouldnt leave bed, wouldnt talk, hardly ate...it was kinda scary. no matter what i did he just...layed there. it felt like i was losing him, too.
Aubrey: Oh. Kel...
Kel: but!! then uh i guess i fucked up or smth bc one day i REALLY pissed him off
Kel: TOTALLY sent him over the edge
Kel: and actually i dont remember that day all too well tbh which is prolly for the better lol
Kel: but what i DO remember is that after he finally went off on me he started getting better!!!
Kel: he started waking up earlier and going to school and eating every day
Kel: and like. i know im usually pretty useless and im a huge pain in the ass to everyone most of the time
Kel: so!!! i thought that if pissing ppl off is all i can do, then i could use that to make hero angry and do the same thing as before!!! you know, before he gets all depressed again!
Kel: genius, right???
Aubrey: Kel. Dude.
Kel: ??
Aubrey: That's kinda fucked up ngl
Aubrey: Like, for you.
Kel: whatever
Kel: you didnt see him back then aubrey, but i did
Kel: im not letting that happen again
Aubrey: Still...
Kel: whatever
Kel: i have to go eat dinner now
Kel: bye
Aubrey: ...
Basil >>> Sunny
11:53 AM
Basil: Oh yeah!!! Sunny!!! I forgot to ask!!!
Basil: Whats your new house like???
Sunny: small
Sunny: towns small too
Sunny sent an image.
Basil: Oh!!! Is that your new room???
Sunny: mhm
Basil: It looks cozy!!!! :3
Sunny: yeah
Sunny: um
Basil: Hm??
Sunny: i've been thinking of getting a plant
Basil: !!!!!!!!!!!
Basil: OH oh I know just the one!!!!!
Basil: You should get a spider plant!!! Theyre very hardy plants and perfect for people that dont have a lot of experience gardening!!!!!
Sunny: spider plant?
Basil: Yeah!!!!
Basil: Oh but dont worry!!!!! They dont actually have anything to do with spiders!!!
Sunny: oh. good
Sunny: ill see if i can find one
Sunny: thanks
Basil: No problem!!!!! :D
Aubrey >>> Hero
12:44 PM
Aubrey: Hero, it's Aubrey. I need to talk to you.
Hero: Oh, hey Aubrey. What is it?
Aubrey: It's about Kel
Hero: Don't tell me he's done something again already... I swear he's been more and more careless recently.
Aubrey: Not like you're thinking
Aubrey: UGH this has been pissing me off all night
Hero: What are you talking about?
Aubrey: He's been annoying you on purpose dumbass. Like, since Sunny left.
Hero: What.
Aubrey: Yeah, but don't yell at him yet. Let me finish.
Hero: ...go on.
Aubrey: Okay so we were talking last night after we got home and he said some things
Aubrey: About how you were after Mari died
Hero: ...did he now.
Aubrey: Yeah, he said you were barely eating and it scared the hell out of him
Aubrey: And then he said how you only started acting normal after you went off on him or smth
Hero: ...
Aubrey: And he told me how he's got this whole idea that if he could piss you off like that again, then he could keep you from getting all depressed like you were then
Aubrey: He said he'd rather you be angry at him all the time than sad and stuck in bed
Hero: ...he said that?
Aubrey: Yeah
Aubrey: Said he thought he was useless and only good for getting on ppl's nerves
Hero: Oh. I didn't even realize...
Hero: God, and I even promised I'd never get like that again...
Aubrey: It's fine
Aubrey: Bsides, I've been kinda worried abt you too ngl
Hero: Really..?
Aubrey: Yea
Aubrey: Ugh look I'm not good at this touchy-feely shit, but take it from someone who spent the last four years pissed off at everything
Aubrey: Being mad all the time is exhausting. Being mad at everyone just hurts. Especially if you're not doing anything with it and you're just mad for the sake of being mad.
Aubrey: Like I get it man, I'm pissed at Basil and Sunny too, but like... You're allowed to be angry, but you shouldn't let your anger be you, you know?
Hero: That was surprisingly mature of you.
Aubrey: OHHH MY GOD LITERALLY SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP
Hero: Haha, okay.
Hero: I'll think about it. Thank you.
Aubrey: Yeah yeah whatever
Aubrey: Just stop being passive-aggressive all the time okay. I think Kel's like, this close to straight up breaking something.
Hero: Alright, alright, I will. And I'll have a talk with him, too.
Hero: By the way... where did you get my number? I don't remember giving it to you.
Aubrey: Kel's phone password is spacepiratehector12345.
Hero: Of course it is.
Hero: I'll talk to you later. Have a good day, Aubrey.
Aubrey: Whatever Grandpa
Sunny >>> Basil
8:39 PM
Sunny sent an image.
Sunny: meet egg
Basil: You got the plant!!!!
Basil: And uh, named it,,, Egg?
Sunny: not Egg. egg.
Sunny: lowercase
Basil: ...Okay.
Basil: Uhmmm, would you like me to send you some tips on caring for it tomorrow???
Sunny: her
Sunny: yes
Basil: ...Alright. I'll do that then.
Basil: Uhm Im!! Going to bed now!!! Goodnight Sunny!!!
Sunny: goodnight
Sunny: egg also says goodnight
Kel >>> Aubrey
12:12 AM
Kel: AUBREY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO HERO
Kel: WHY IS HE BEING SO SAPPY
Aubrey: Lol get rekt