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There were two toddlers in his house. Why were there two toddlers in his house?
Janus sighed and massaged his forehead.
“Hello? Somebody’s home?” he called.
Why were there two toddlers alone in his house?
He eyed them, they looked identical, the only difference was in their eyes colors and clothes. One was wearing red clothes and had brown eyes, whereas the other one was wearing green clothes and had… were those yellow eyes?
He shook his head and look at the children.
“Hey…? I’m Janus… either of you knows any word or you aren’t there yet?” he asked but both toddlers just look at him and didn’t say anything. “Useless” he muttered.
He took his phone out and text their group chat.
Stripper Snake: Can someone explain this?
[Stripper Snake attached a pic]
Mr. Infodump: Those are twin toddlers.
Stripper Snake: I…
Stripper Snake: I know those are twins, Logan. I’m not an idiot. I WANNA KNOW WHY ARE THEY IN OUR HOUSE???
Mr. Infodump: Oh. I do not have that information. I have not been there since I left this morning.
Stripper Snake: @ Pat in the head @ people are migraines
Stripper Snake: Would you like to enlighten us?
people are migraines: i’m sleeping, leave me out of this
Stripper Snake: Pat??
Pat in the head: …
Stripper Snake: :person_getting_massage: what did you do Patton? And where are you??
Pat in the head: :pleading_face: :pleading_face: :pleading_face:
Pat in the head: PLEASE DON’T KILL ME :pleading_face:
Pat in the head: They were all alone, in the road, I couldn’t leave them there :pleading_face:
Stripper Snake: You can’t leave them alone on the road but you left them alone in our house?? Where. are. you.?
Pat in the head: They are not alone, Virgil is there.
Pat in the head: I went shopping! I’m buying them things and food…
Pat in the head: LOOK HOW CUTE THE CLOTHE IS!!!
[Pat in the head attached a pic]
Stripper Snake: First, they aren’t dogs or cats, you can’t just pick them up from the road and bring them home.
Stripper Snake: Second, it is indeed pretty cute.
Stripper Snake: Third, we’re talking about this when you get back home. We can’t keep them.
Pat in the head: Sure we can’t. :wink: :wink: