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„What did you do?” Aizawa finally snapped, looking at the students in front of him. They all wore different levels of sheepiness on their faces, but they didn’t regret anything.
„So? Is anybody going to answer my question?” he asked with a warning in his voice. They looked at each other, and finally, Iida decided to step up.
„We simply completed our duty as heroes, sir. That’s all.”
„Oh, really? Then can you please explain to me why are you all covered with dirt and blood, and look like you just burned something, not to mention the smell of burnt wood around you?”
„Well…”
Three days earlier
„Izuku?”
„What’s wrong, Shouto?”
„I’ve had enough. I give you the authorization to initiate plan ‘Aizawa loves cats’.” The other teenager's eyes glowed with chaotic energy. Shouto almost felt bad for his decision. Almost.
Next night
„Is everyone ready?”
„Yes!” answered determined voices
„Great. We have a green light from Nezu, so let’s go.”
{…}
„Tsu, give the bombs now”
{…}
„Crap!”
„What happened?”
„I broke my shovel’s handle!”
„Who has the spare ones?”
{…}
„OK, we’re done here. Next phase tomorrow, same time”
Morning of the present day
Everything started normal, a day like the others. That was until there could have been heard explosions from around Endeavor’s hero agency. When all of the staff alarmed ran out of the building to examine the situation, a couple of particularly vicious teenagers, also known as the Dekusquad, snuck into the agency. Orders were given, and they all parted to do their job. Before (annoyed by the false alarm) heroes returned to the building, there was no sight of any kind of changes, that have been made in this short amount of time. In U.A no one noticed missing students, who accomplished all of this before lunch break ended.
Endeavor scowled on his way to the office. Someone was doing a lot of pranks on him lately. He will find them and make them pay for all of this. He sat on his chair ready to face the paperwork. And that was the moment the hell broke loose.
It was only several hours later when the last traumatized member of his staff was retrieved from the chaos that was not a long time ago his agency. They had to ask for help from some of the best rescue heroes available, but even they didn’t get out of this unscratched. Long story short, most of the heroes weren’t able to use their quirks, all of them were covered in an undefined substance, which was almost impossible to wash off, and smelled really bad. If that wasn’t enough, the media somehow found out about the whole situation and managed to record everything, some stations even went live.
Endeavor’s agency became a running joke on the internet. Memes and gifs could be found everywhere. There were also a lot of people wondering who Endeavor pissed enough to do something like that and if that someone could have easily killed the No. 1 Hero.
„So that whole mess today was your doing! To think Nezu approved of something like that… Eh, who am I joking, of course, the damn rat would do something like that! But that still doesn’t answer my question. You weren’t there, so how come you are covered in blood and dirt? What did you do after that?”
„Ehm, about that…” Iida trailed off. Aizawa’s glare moved onto Izuku
„Problem Child, explain, now!”
„So-” Izuku started only to be interrupted by the TV
„Breaking news, there have been spotted Nomu wandering around Musutafu area. The creature seems lost and didn’t attacked anyone yet, but if you spot it don’t hesitate to inform the heroes”
The room became silent. Aizawa took a couple of deep breaths. They are only students, he kept remaining himself.
„Please tell me this has nothing to do with your appearance” He finally managed to say. Izuku laughed awkwardly rubbing his neck.
„Funny story, actually-” he was interrupted by the loud groan. Aizawa couldn’t take it anymore. He simply couldn’t. What did he do to deserve the hellspawn that was his class? He should have expelled them all when he had a chance.
„Um, Aizawa-sensei?” Izuku asked, not sure if he is supposed to continue.
„Give me a minute Problem Child” He left the room. His students looked at each other before hearing a muffled scream coming from the other side of the door. Then they opened revealing Aizawa
„So, where did we left at?”
It wasn’t their fault. It really wasn’t. They just wanted to celebrate the success of their plan. Who could have predicted that they would run into the League of Villains training their Nomus? They obviously couldn’t just simply not do anything, they had to fight! So they did. And they were a little angry because their celebration had been ruined? Well, that was a problem for the future therapist of the League, because their members became severely traumatized after the encounter. Including Nomus. That was the reason the one they missed appeared so lost. He simply didn’t know what to do with himself. He was fairly easily captured by the police after they found him.
After the encounter, the Dekusquad became unlucky. They wanted to go to the dorms just to change their clothes and wash themselves, but they bumped into Aizawa, hence the questioning. After that, their only hope became Nezu. He was helping them from the beginning, so they thought he would also help them now. They couldn’t be more wrong. Nezu, being the sadistic rat he is, left them at the mercy of Aizawa. Seeing their teacher grin made them want to run far away from school, but it was too late for that. They already became his prey.
The next month became hell for them. They had to face the wrath of Aizawa and confused questions from the rest of their class. But they considered it was a fair exchange for the satisfaction of seeing Endeavor lose his dignity and becoming a joke around the hero world. Yeah, it was definitely worth it.