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Tim: You know not every problem can be solved with a sword
Damian: That’s why I carry two
Dick: This is the most intense staring contest I’ve ever seen-
Joker, after being cornered by the entire batfam: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Jason: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Tim*
Tim: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look that sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Jason: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Marinette: Idk I'm good with anyone really
Damian, as Marinette bleeds out on the floor: YOUR BLOOD TYPE YOU IDIOT
Mariette: Ohhh. B Positive
Dick: MARI YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT ON THE FLOOR DONT TRY TO CHEER US UP
Adrien: ...
Marinette: Good morning.
Damian: Good morning.
Tim: Good morning.
Dick: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Jason: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
Dick: HAH! YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH JON
Adrien N-no I'm not guys-
Damian: Hurt him you die Agreste
Adrien: Guys, I dont like Jon
Jason: Then why does your notebook say A❤J
Adrien: Uh- I stands for Adrien loves jelly!
Tim: Mhm mhm sure
Adrien: Guy really he's just a-
Marinette: Don't you fucking say it-
Adrien: A friend
Marinette: UYIUJYRSEYDFJGFTUDLFRYDUTLZWRPO