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"Realistic prompts; they followed the Canon universe :')"
Chilled and Ze but they get trapped inside a hotel because of a COVID outbreak and slowly lose it.
Junkyard teaching everyone how to assemble a table and literally only Jeremy can do it omfg
Cheesy gives Platy a bongo set and he won't shut up guys help - 'Fuck you Cheesy my boy you did this to yourself'
Tom and Smarty find out that they have Chilled's password, so they go and read his DMS and wait he's dating Ze?????
Kara and Tay going to a shooting range with Skadj and holy shit they're really good at this Mama mia
Matt and Kat go golfing whilst Jeremy and Chilled talk about how they were on ultimate mini golf and are the best ever whilst in the background Matt and Kat destroy them
Courtilly, Pjonk and Kruz make cookies 'wait what do you mean that was salt??? Why does it look like sugar????'
Speedy and Side going paint balling but it starts to rain so Greg pays extra to get them all an undercover arena
Cheesy and Ze talk about why he was put up for adoption and then he learns Kara is his birth mother and 'wait how am I blonde???? -'
'Do you think it made more fucking sense with Chilled's and I's brown hair????'
Vikram and Shubble go out to get groceries for a cooking Livestream, 'Chilled how'd you forget almost everything?' Now we're doing car karaoke and skating around on shopping karts.
Junkyard learns that Speedy and Sidearms are literally insane bro (they use the twenty something year old trampoline Junk bought for his kids)
Tay beats up some random guy in a bar after he punches Anthony and everyone is like: holy shit???
Jordan fixes Anthony's car with Tom and 'wait guys let me pay you pleASE'
Kara and DumbDog try to get a kite into the air and 'wait Shubble how the fuck did you make a kite fly like that plz help'
Vikram slips down the stairs and Aphex finds him dead at the bottom and is like 'bro you all g?' (he'd join him, if he wanted to or not lol)
Skadj, Platy, Cheesy and Side set up an elaborate plot to steal a single bag of chips from the service station. 'Wait Platy did you grab sour cream and chives? This is the worst fucking flavor?? -' 'It was fucking Cheesy! I grabbed the honey chicken ones!'
Chilled accidentally leaves a private voicemail to Speedy without realizing it and then Speedy is super chill (-ed ahahah ᴼل͜ᴼ) about it
Smarty and Cheesy build a pile of leaves to jump into but Rexxar no please stop! The leAVES REEEEEeeee
Vikram, Ze and Matt construct a fire unga bunga
Whilst Chilled, Shubble and DumbDog use a lighter and stare at the crazy men in the corner
(And Kruz, Courtilly and Cheesy play with sparklers and oops we started our own fire as well?)
And Junk is asleep in the car why the fuck do we need fire? Ever heard of h e a t i n g ?
Kara and Jordan explain a long story about their friends Crumb and Ant and everyone has no little to no knowledge on either person so it's hard to imagine what's happening.
Jeremy and Kat are making everyone lunch because they're so wholesome (Kat and Jeremy are. Not Cheesy, Smarty, Chilled and Matt who are viciously attacking eachother over monopoly)
Skadj and Greg go out to get coffee wait is that Tom? Bro what are you doing here!— oh shit this is a date? Our bad.— Oh hey Smarty's here too!
Chilled sitting on the edge of the roof watching the sunset and Junk comes and chills next to him because holy fuck it's high up, why are you here??
Kruz builds a snowman and man I don't know how to make this better? But Junk gives the snowman his fedora and Kruz might cry, Junk that was so kind, the snowman is so dapper
Speedy, Kara and Aphex are discussing why Chilled needs to stop playing WoW but Platy just shushes them from under his cloak
Ozza explains he wants to be stronger so Tay comes and helps him out - training montage begin
Jojo and Chilled take Junk to a cosplay store this is going to be so fucking awesome in so many ways
Cheesy and Vikram discuss who's the better Tetris player, actually guys that's Jenga? SHUT THE FUCK UP TAY /HJ
Junkyard wakes up to get some water and spots a very cold Cheesy on the couch asleep infront of a half turned off Animal Crossing. So he puts him in his bed and goes and gets his water and sleeps on the couch instead
'Why are you out here old man?'
'don't tell anyone but I'm a good person,'
'good joke, what's the real reason?"
Matt and Greg play some shooter games at the arcade and goddamn you are good!
Ozza and Courtilly speedrun claw machines and WAIT OMG THAT'S A PIKACHU TEDDY TAY GIVE US YOUR MONEYYYY
(Ze stole it noooooooo)
Cheesy and Junk are evenly matched at a dance game, holy fuck is Junk really good or is Cheesy really bad??
Ze and Shubble explain to Chilled why he needs to learn how to shut the fuck up when they're live because you almost admitted we were dating Chilled please dear lord
Tom blended up a waffle and only Jordan appreciates fine cooking
Wait you still have a WhatsApp groupchat? Awww you guys are so cute and young in your pfps!
Wait Ze you didn't always have a beard, no way. Miss Viking please explain why my dad looks like me when he is without a beard.
'Cheesy, don't you know hOW GENETICS WORK?!'
Junk's meant to be good at chess wait sweet god Kara you're amazing
Courtilly why did you buy so many bandaids???! We'll be fine! Cheesy only *almost* lost his arm!
Ozza's dad knows Junk???? What?? /Old man
Junkyard is working and everyone enters his shop... Are you guys here to buy something or did you just work out this is where I work??? (He probably just told them and forgor)
Side, Speedy, Shubble and Kruz begin to steal tortillini from Chilled hehehehehe - WAIT JEREMY SHSHSHSHSH
Matt almost hits Ze with his car and holy fuck be careful!— Wait are you drunk?— WAIT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE DRUNK?
Kat and Platy explain to Vikram that people grow diamonds and the man is losing brain space.
Smarty starts talking about some type of math thing or something, since when were you smart?
Chilled explains to Ze why he thinks he's really cool but he's so nervous he says it all in Italian and rushes away. (Dumbdog sits to the side with a translator and cackles to himself).
Matt, Jordan, Kara and Tay do a bunch of exercises to see who's the most superior - Cheesy how are you lifting that barbell!?!?
Platy brings Ray over and Ozza meets a new person
Jojo has got a matching Mario Bros oufit with Chilled.
'Ze why are you Yoshi?'
'wdym?'
'he was such a pretty Peach :('
Jordan explains a bunch of car stuff to Skadj and Ozza who pretend they know what is happening
Chilled encounters a spider and has a whole breakdown before Ze comes to assist.
'Chilled what's a simp?!'
'Old man please'
'Cheesy is that a dog collar, or are you just being a kinky bitch again. Platy stay away from my son'
Chilled sh-sh-sh-SHAVED?!
'I know we're trying to stop Cheesy from eating the cake but why did we tie him to the chair?'
Jojo, Kat and Shubble go out to look for clothing but they encounter Skadj, Jordan and Jeremy buying random garbage from the dollar store, you guys broke Jordan ...
Everyone goes on a car trip together. (I added an 'and' here but tbh what else do I have to say)
Chilled brings Tortillini (The Tasmanian Devil from Minecraft [not the turtle]) around town and everyone just thinks he's a dog
Platy explicitly explains to some random kids that 'this man behind me is Chilled Chaos and he's the world's best among us player'
'ok?'
'you don't understand. The *WORLD'S BEST* Among us player'
Junk finally explains how he makes chopping boards to Uneasy, Jordan and Kara who un/fortunately got roped into it
They're waiting for the bathroom but there's no one inside.
The point of exhaustion but everyone of your friends helps you out so you can fall unconscious happy.
Pjonk trying to order food for everyone but they won't stop singing the lyrics of I want it that way in the chat (including Speedy) (though it's just the instrumental recreated by 'dudududu')
Jordan streaming and everyone raiding his room and standing behind him as he awkwardly tries to continue playing MCC
Skadj explaining why the viola is better than the violin whilst Platy argues he is the best instrument
Junkyard explaining why which property is the best and why you should buy this one and not this one
'this is a modern house why did they put it next to a school?— Unless you're going to have a kid—- are you gonna have a kid?'
'Errrr'
Non-Normal stuff that's more like an AU
Junkyard tells everyone about his wings and holy fuck they're so cool??? (Convince me Junk doesn't have wings, I'll wait)
(Man is literally an angel)
(Sometimes ..)
Kara infects Chilled with Vampirism and he won't shut up about infecting Ze 'bro stfu'
'he's the jailor we need him'
'Chilled pleaSE'
Speedy, Cheesy and Tay rob a bunch of banks and Greg is snoring in the background as they get away with every single crime
Ze you're a demon, holy fuck, shit, fuck, bro stay back— I still love you.
Platy tried to explain to Kruz that not everybody has a beak and a tail (idk what my brain was thinking at this time but idc)
Jojo accidentally summons Kara the ghost and 'dude I just want to stay in heaven and chill stop summoning me!'
Jordan and Skadj race and 'holy fork did you hit someone????'
Ze the Serial Killer, Chilled the Godfather (A tale as old as time)
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Ze the Serial Killer, Chilled the Sheriff (Now that's the good shit)
Junkyard is a king and we Stan him
Project Winter scenario and everyone is panicking but there's literally no evil people but no one trusts each other
Cheesy got shot you guys please call an ambulance that's my son!
Shubble is chilling underwater and Ze is like 'are you a mermaid how tf are you just there?!'
Speedy buys a house but it's just full of ghosts that only he can see and he had to convince Side that people are there.
'oooohhhh Speedy, it is I the Platypus of Christmas passstttt oohhhh!'
'shut up'
'G-Ghosts?'
'ooooohhhh!'
'DUDE SHUT UP!'
Junkyard owns a 1 billion dollar ring and everyone else are all thieves who snuck into the auction and they all try to go about stealing it constantly stealing it off one person to another until in the end "someone" accidentally steps on it and breaks it (we all know it was Cheesy)
Same thing as that ^ but they all feel bad for Junk so they go back later (not in their disguises) and apologize to Mr Yard despite hating every other thief there.
The same as that^ but one of them is a detective and is trying to catch every thief there; and it only works because all the thieves sell each other out
Anthony is a detective and is trying to hunt down a serial killer called ZeRoyalViking but it's so hard 'Steven do you know anything about this masked guy?'
'ZeRoyalViking? Never heard of him!'
Someone gets sucked into a alternate dimension and I'm thinking either gender bender or they're all DnD characters xD
Jeremy accidentally commits crime and he tried to casually cover it up because he doesn't want Kat to know :')
They're all patients in an asylum and some of them are the Drs.
'WHOA! WHAT'S THAT WINGED BEAST?!'
'That's a butterfly Anthony'
'I'm telling you Ze I'm not Anthony! I'm Chilled! And that' *gestures to butterfly* 'is not normal'
Ze accidentally marries Chilled on some alien planet by like accepting to dance with hike or something completely normal and now Platy and Tay won't stop making fun of them.
Chilled gets too caught up in work and so Junk yoinks his son. 'Bro you're literally a capitalist? You're killing millions of people? What about your son?'
'he's not my son :/'
'what?!' this works for both child Cheesy or young adult Cheesy and I'm here for it. But wait: imagine Ze is working for Chilled because he believes Chilled knows what he is doing, or he trusts him :')
(I'm sobbing arc)
This ^ but Chilled kills Cheesy so he doesn't feel so guilty kchsofbsodbwkdbwobd (I'm deceased arc). What happens to Ze? That's up to your brain
Ze is scared of touching people for long amounts of time because he has 🔥 fire powers 🔥 (kill me [in game] I hate the classic superpower troupe) but Chilled hugs him or something and he has ❄️ ice ❄️ powers so they just start shooting steam everywhere and Ze is like 'what mate'
Just consider this ^ - Ze is crying (idk why make it up lol) and so he burns his face with the tears and Chilled is like 'Dude what happened to your face?' and accidentally touches him and they both think they're gonna hurt the other but steam just erupts from the contact
Consider this more people of Shark Tank. ^
That being said: They're on shark tank: that's the au
Everyone met on Twitter and they constantly have random Twitter chains. (Wait that's kind of like real life...?)
Jeremy accidentally duplicates himself and everyone else has to work out which one is the real one and which one is the fake evil clone
They're stuck in purgatory together because they're all meant to not get along for different reasons. But they become friends whoops, sorry Mr Devil
The classic everyone has super powers au
That or the classic demons and angels one... But consider: God Mr Yard, Satan Ze and Jesus Chilled... Or Angel Cheesy and Platy, perhaps Demon Courtilly, Kara and Aphex, or even Human Pjonk, Jordan and DumbDog (We challenge stereotypes out here 💪)
People only age after they've met their soulmate: this could be pets, best friends and much much more. So this is how we get people like Jordan saying swik, people like Tay who wear battle armor and people like Tom from medival times.
__ finds Rex so they return him to Chilled
Ozza traps himself inside an AI and trys to get help
A bunch of them represent different holidays like a bunch of gods or something and they hold a meeting to discuss a new holiday (imagine Halloween god and Christmas God fighting over the table) (or someone like Groundhog day who isn't really a holiday but they're still here) (or 4th of July and St Paddy's Day chilling in the corner with alcohol)
At this point I just steal game, movie and tv franchises
Trivia Murder party: Jeremy's the host and oops we add a little gore 😶
They're all trapped in the backrooms (this one is a little complex to write I imagine)
Maze runner au would also be hype
OR PORTAL?? WHEATLY CHILLED???
Full House? :)
Or Friends
Detroit: Become Human. But it's them. (Imagine robot Ze and try and change my mind) (or Robot Platy) (OR INVENTOR MR YARD???) (Or literally anyone else??? Side and Speedy?? Jordan? Kara???? Bro think about it)
Sword Art Online: Everyone gets stuck inside a video game and they meet each other as they try to beat the game and escape.
'You're a cook Jojo?'
'Yeah, it's useful!'
'I'd be mad if I couldn't taste how amazing this is'
':)'
Pjonk: but she's venom.... Hear me out? Giant duck, saves everyone but no one knows it's her, she speaks to evil duck thingy and she can't stop buying bread
This ^ but everyone is a superhero :b
Squid Game chaos, that'd be funny
Tag; it's a game of tag...... (Watch the movie or listen to this bad explanation) they want to relive highschool where Platy would always beat them in Tag and never get tagged, so they all work together to try and tag him over the span of a week. But it gets super crazy - like Chilled rents a private jet, and Platy goes over to Australia or something lol
The section where I list amazing prompts someone else made and sob and hope someone redoes them
Fallen star Ze au, bring it back. I miss it. I crave the french star and his unicorns and flying fish. He did the glowing palm thing, I'm sobbing. Rewrite it ;-;
Renewing the Forsaken; but we see what Junkyard was doing before he Mcdied :')
Or really just feed me any content, please
Dance the Time Away: where Chilled is stuck meeting people trying to find out who he is, and is always dancing.... This is SUPER weird out of context lmao
That one Skyrim au.... We Stan the Kvatch here.
I've never been able to find it so maybe it was a dream(?) But it's an au where Ze is a ghost living in Chilled's closet and Chilled meets him and chills with this ghost who isn't aging like he is, he learns that Ze doesn't remember how he died (he killed himself sadge) and then in the future he goes to college and has to leave Ze and he says goodbye and comes back like five years later and is very depressed because where's my ghost friend? // The alternative ending where my friend was like: bro imagine he woke up hugging Ze because he also is dead.
I'm praying it wasn't a dream.