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Izuku was fuzzy, everywhere. Blinking at the slight, soft light and the tightness around his hands. He glanced down and began to giggle, because this wasn’t how he expected to spend his weekend.
“Nerd?” came a slurred voice, and it made Izuku giggle all the more.
“Kacchan!” Izuku chirped and pulled at the rope that seemed to be wrapped around his wrists and legs, “We’ve been kiddy napped.” he whispered loudly, his head buzzing with something.
“Mmmm, is that why I feel like I’m floating?” the voice asked, snorting and a warmth on the back of his shoulder.
“Maybe you are floating.” Izuku wondered out loud and blinked again, “I feel like that time we tried those cookies from Kami andddd I drank Toshi’s coffee.” he laughed at the snort that came after his little sentence.
“Fuck, you gonna go smush.” his oldest friend snickered and made a thoughtful hum, “I feel like you used that fucking quirk on me. What did All Mighty call it?” he asked. The tone was still slightly slurred.
“Float!” Izuku giggled and ended up almost crying as he breathed in the dusty air.
“You fucking kidding me.” Katsuki laughed too, they both calmed for a moment before breaking into laughter again.
“Nope!” Izuku popped and turned his head to see the spikey blonde hair, “But do you remememememmmmm” he giggled again and tried to calm down, though that just made him giggle all the more. He coughed and snickered a little, “remember what happened?” he asked, green finally meeting red, which was shining with tears. Katsuki was laughing so hard he was crying?
“Auntie. Katsudon. You acting like a dork. We made a bet.” Katsuki smirked and snorted at the betrayal of being able to remember Midoriya Inko’s katsudon.
“I am always a dork.” Izuku said in mock offence, which caused Katsuki to burst into laughter again. It was that moment their supposed kidnappers entered. The villains weren’t any that Izuku remembered, though his thought process was slightly broken. “shhhhhh, Kacchan! The bad guys are here.” he whispered loudly, which made the blonde begin to snort and cry with laughter.
“Fuck!” Katsuki chuckled and shook his head, “This is why I,” he bit his lip to stop the laughter, “ahem, this is why I never do shit with you!” he started cracking up again. Which made Izuku giggle again before nudging his friend. The two heroes in training tried to calm the giggles but every time they looked at the very angry (albeit confused) villains, they started all up again.
“Naki, how much did you give them?” Villain A asked and sighed, as another round of laughter started.
“Only one dose boss, honest!” Villain B replied and glared angrily. “We have taken you and will use any means to get what we want!” he hissed at the boys who snickered at the villain.
“Suuurrreee, big boy. Whatever you want!” Izuku purred, which made Katsuki choke on his spit, before laughing harder,
“Fuck, Deku. Who taught you that?!” Katsuki asked, blinking hard to stop the tears.
“Todoroki-kun!” Izuku grinned and looked at the villain directly, “Kami said it’s like a pokemon move, Deku used confusion!” the greenette giggled as the fuzzy feeling increased. The comment made Katsuki wheeze and try and say something that sounded like “Fucking Pikachu!” but Izuku couldn’t concentrate.
“Stop laughing!” Villain A snapped, looking between embarrassed and mortified. “We have you at our mercy! You should be scared!” they were pulling at their overly long black hair.
“Right, right, that’s what we gotta do. Oi, Deku!” Katsuki started, grinning like a mad man, “When was the last time you were scared? Come on, I need help!” he called and tried to stop the chuckles that were threatening to spill.
“Oh! Oh! I know this!” Izuku vibrated with glee as he shuffled a bit and turned to the villains. “When my mum caught me on Amazon for the 5th time! I swear, honest, I saw God that day.” he nodded seriously, which made Katsuki just spiral again. Because at this time they had faced Kamino together.
“Auntie is fucking BADASS!” Katsuki shouted and laughed more, Izuku shook his head in dismay.
“She is biased too. Let me tell you, this guy? Asshole. Totally.” Izuku whispered loudly to the villain, “Like I am sure my mum knew what was going on but nooooo, Katsuki this, Katsuki that. Fucking traitor!” Izuku sighed dramatically.
“She fucking knows the best, obviously, Dork~” Katsuki sang sweetly and laughed as Izuku again sighed dramatically.
“Stop it! You are supposed to do as we say!” Villain B said with what sounded very much like panic, or was it despair?
“Just don’t ask me to roll over, I...heh....I am a little tied up!” Izuku grinned, like he had just won at life. Katsuki groaned and shook his head.
“That was painful, I will take torture over this!” Katsuki shouted and tried to pull away,
“Oh, Kacchan, I’m a frayed knot!” he was still grinning while Katsuki tried to get away, begging to stop the puns. “I mean, I would try a joke about rope, but I know it’s knot funny.” the giggles started again, and it would go down forever that Izuku kept going. “Maybe we could use a jump rope to train Kacchan! But I feel like I would keep skipping it!”
“Stop! For the love of All Mighty!” Katsuki was gasping for breath, he couldn’t take anymore. But then, like the little shit he was, he turned slowly to Izuku, his oldest friend and brother. And spoke one line.
“Hey, Deku. Can you tie knots?” he asked, deadly serious.
“I cannot!” Izuku replied, still not looking away from the villains.
“You can knot?” Katsuki asked again, counting back from ten because they were surely going to either get the backlash of the drug soon or whatever limbo they were in was about to explode outwards.
“I said, I cannot knot!” Izuku glanced back at his friend, neither had tried their quirks yet, Aizawa-sensei always telling them not to ‘quirk and drive’.
“Not knot?” Katsuki asked again, knowing that anyone who was raised with a normal parent would know what this was off. But by the looks of sheer despair and confusion, the Villain had not been blessed.
“Who’s there?” Izuku asked, blinking like he actually wanted to know.
“STOP!” Villain A hissed and then walked over, putting something over Izuku’s mouth.
“Oh kinky, I can get behind this. Though we should have a safe word, right?” Katsuki flexed his hands lightly, he felt Izuku bump his right shoulder. Yeah, they were probably going to get into shit for this. But, whatever, that was the future Katsuki’s problem.
“What?” Villain B asked, like the poor summer child they were and Katsuki just grinned.
“Well, we start with Red with means stop.” Katsuki started and tapped Izuku’s shoulder twice, they would both move in a moment and take the surprise. Villain A just groaned and rubbed their face. “Then we go slow with orange.” he added slowly, smirking at the second Villain who was now blushing like a heathen. “And finally, my favourite, GREEN!” he exploded his hands, which set fire to the rope and then the dimly lit room burst with green light as Izuku powered One for All up. They were running the next moment, right out of the room and into what looked like a pier.
Izuku ripped the tape off his mouth and leaned against a container, both catching their breath before devolving into laughter again.
“Aizawa-sensei is gonna kick my ass and then yours, Kacchan.” Izuku said and pulled the blonde up, staggering towards the flashing lights.
“Mmmm, I am gonna blame you.” Katsuki leaned on his friend, but also helped the small boy walk in a straightish line.
“I will allow it if you cook me Katsudon. Tomorrow is gonna Suuuuuccckkkk~” the greenette giggled as they made their way into what looked like a police raid.
“Fucking Deal.” Katsuki grinned when they were both wrapped in the familiar capture scarf.
“Why. Is. It. Always. You.” came a very tired, angry voice. Black eyes that looked like they hadn’t seen sleep in months.
“Well, Sensei! We ha-” Izuku started but then muffled as Katsuki covered his mouth. The muffles seemed to keep going as Katsuki giggled in fits. Then pulled his hand away with a very loud ‘Ew What the FUCK!’ before Izuku stuck his tongue out at his friend. “Be happy I don’t bite.” Izuku huffed and looked back at the exhausted teacher.
“Do I even want to know?” Aizawa asked, rubbing the bridge of his nose and groaning when two villains were brought out. Both looked like they aged ten years.
“Know what, Sensei? That Kacchan cannot knot?” Izuku chirped which caused them both to burst into laughter again. Katsuki wheezing out a “Pooh!”
“Eraser, the villains said they gave them both a relaxant, to stop them from escaping.” an officer, one who Izuku couldn’t place, said slowly. Eyeing the two trainee’s. "And that it should wear off in a few hours...do you need a driver?" the officer asked. Obviously feeling uncomfortable around the two teenagers who are currently giggling like the children they are.
It was going to be a long night.